Erin Halfelven

Dial H for Her

Dial H for Her
A Sub-Arc in the Dial P for Power Story Arc
in the Comics Retcon Universe

by Erin Halfelven

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Erin Halfelven

Erin Halfelven's Story Pages

including stories written as Betty Kane, Joyce Melton, and Morgan Preece

'poH

'poH
by Erin Halfelven

 

I had a weird dream about working on a series of kid's books. They were illustrated and I wish I could draw like that. Some of it looked a lot like Brad Guigar's art on Evil, Inc.

One of the books was about a young owl discovering things. It was called, "Nobody Really Likes Liver."

Getting Sorted -5- Family Business

You're not alone...
Sortie Motel
Getting
Sorted

 

by Erin Halfelven

 

4. Family Business

Thanks to all

Thanks to all who contributed to help me out with my debts, it is much appreciated. Now I can get some new glasses and pay off some of my credit card debt.

Personal Request for Funds by Erin

I hate doing this. I ask for money every month to keep BigCloset running and that money goes out for hosting fees, site registration, ISP service, software and hardware purchase and other expenses. This time, I need to ask for some money for me.

Over the last year or so, I have fallen behind on my own bills. I've had home repairs, medical expenses and vet expenses and I'm facing more of the same over the next few months including getting some new glasses plus planning for a one-week vacation in late July. I need some cash to pay down my credit cards and to meet my bills.

Getting Sorted -4- Sex and Catfish

Two things that are both better hot...
catfish restaurant
Getting Sorted

 

by Erin Halfelven

 

4. Sex and Catfish

Getting Sorted -1- Lost and Found

Getting Sorted

Chapter 1 - Lost and Found

by Erin Halfelven

New Beginnings

Some memorable stories from New Years Past:

Old Acquaintance by Susan Heywood
And Never Brought to Mind by Adonna
New Ears Day by Wanda
The Pusher by Adonna

Do you have any to remember?

Hugs,
Erin

Comic-Con International

I'm having lots of fun but I'm pooped. :)

Shrodinger's Kitten

I once had a very small cat.
So small I named her Quantum.
She never saw any buttons that
Were so ugly she didn't want'em.

TopShelf Move Complete!

Bob and I are in the BC/SD chatroom. C'mon in! -- Erin

Click here to Chat

Update -- Things are looking good. Server load is nominal and the number of visitors is almost back to normal. :) We'll keep an eye on things and make sure it's all okay but when the DNS has finished propagating in 24 to 48 hours, all should be copacetic. Starting Monday, we have a few more changes to make, like bringing the old site back up as SecondShelf etc.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hugs,
Erin and Bob

Party of the First Part

Always read the fine print... especially on wishes!

Party of the First Part

by Erin Halfelven

A Hymn to Our Welcome Home


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A Hymn to Our
Welcome
Home

by Erin Halfelven

Feeling a bit better

I've been under the weather lately, sinusitis and an injury to my foot. Both are doing better now, though the medication for my foot makes me a bit queasy.

But it's a great day today, a band at the college is going to perform some of my music. :)

The Ballad of Nelly Pine

'Twas the jolly crew of the Mary Deare in seventeen sixty-nine...
With a fresh wind on the Bristol Sound first sang ...

The Ballad of Nelly Pine

by Erin Halfelven

Drabble Saga 14: A Nose By Any Other Name

"Can I ask something?"

"Ask."

"Why do they call you, 'The Nose?'"

Gifts of the Wise

"Are you a man or a woman?"

Gifts of the Wise

by Erin Halfelven

Leap into Short Stories - February is Short Story Month! (Rev. 2)

February is coming up and what better time could there be for a short story contest?

What's that you say? We haven't announced any winners in the novel-writing contest yet? La-la-la-la! I can't hear you!

No Downside?

Andy's habit of dunking his maple bar had consequences...

No Downside?

by Erin Halfelven

Radioactive Blues

I haven't done any writing since Mom got really sick, and me too. But I'm sitting here listening to Tom Petty, Dave Matthews, Hank Williams, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash and Randy Newman (my iPod is confused, too). Something happened, a song. Imagine this written and performed by one or more of the above guys.

Mom back in the hospital

They sent her over from the rest home with a temp they couldn't get down but the doctors at the hospital don't seem too worried and Mom is in good spirits and actually a little less confused than she's been being. I've got a cold so I don't dare get too close and I'm running a temp myself, a mild one. They're giving her antibiotics and intravenous liquids and will keep her for at least a couple of days. I'll go over in the morning to check on her but I think she's going to be fine and back in the convalescent hospital soon.

Update on My Mom

She fell at the hospital and broke her hip.

My brother and I are looking into long term care and the doctors are running around with their hands over their mouths for fear of saying something we might sue them over, I guess.

It's a good hospital, shit happens.

Hugs,
Joyce (Erin)

Special Delivery -1- Downpour

It made Luke uncomfortable to think that Dennis had a crush on him but that's what it looked like. It would bother him less if the boy weren't so girlishly pretty.

Special Delivery

-1- Downpour

by Erin Halfelven

I'm disappointed

No one has commented on the insanely cute picture of a kitty in a jack-o'lantern I decorated the hatbox donation side panel with. I can't understand that. Don't you guys know how hard it is to find a picture like that? A public domain one that I can just use without worrying about it?

Belle of the Ball SCRIPT by E.E. Nalley on Stardust!

Animation script for Belle of the Ball! How cool is that?

http://stardustr.us/belle_of_the_ball_the_movie

- Erin

Author Little Katie in hospital

Little Katie, aka K.T. Leonard, is in the hospital in Florida with a bloodclot in the lungs. They think. Unfortunately, she has medical contraindications for the usual treatment for this condition, blood thinners, and she is in a lot of pain. She's been staying with her pastor lately, she's a Christian, and she would appreciate any prayers anyone might wish to make on her behalf.

Thanks,
Erin

Black Spot

What did he see when he looked inside?

Black Spot

by Erin Halfelven

10,000 Hours

Science has discovered that if you do anything for 10,000 hours, you become an expert at it. :)

Four hours a day would take about seven years to add up to 10,000. I think I became an expert at running BigCloset sometime about three years ago. :)

How many of you have become experts at something without quite realizing it?

- Erin

Belle of the Ball #26 by E.E. Nalley on Stardust!

Jennifer deals with the gunman in the forest and then with some of the consequences before discovering ... well, that would be telling. Read it.

http://stardustr.us/belle_of_the_ball_chapter_twenty_six

- Erin

Girlery -22- What's Up Doc?

What's Up Doc?
Some of these health foods aren't
everything they're supposed to be.

Belle of the Ball - #25 - Out now!

The latest adventure of Southern Belle by E.E. Nalley is out!

Very Odd TG in Kevin and Kell :)

Kevin and Kell by Bill Holbrook is one of the oldest webcomics and ocasionally touches on TG themes as part of its humor. Like this one: Kevin and Kell 2007-08-08.

Shutdown

TopShelf was shutdown for an hour or so this afternoon, so I could cool off. Some people are of the opinion that they should be allowed to set policy here. Doesn't work that way.

Weary and Sore

Apologies in advance if things don't get done promptly around here, my back is really hurting. :(

Not serious, this happens from time to time, I'm usually okay in a day or so, but I'm probably going to be spending a lot of time out of the house.

Hgs,
Erin

Soapy Serials?

I may have started something.

BC and Stardust (and perhaps now Tor der Traume, in German) are the only open TG sites, I think, where this story could be told in this way. Since I did Urban Renewal, Adonna has begun Blue Moon at Stardust and now Angharad with Easy as Falling off a Bike here: serials told in daily, or almost daily, short episodes. Edeyn's two recent serials may qualify for this category, too. :)

What shall we call this new artform? :)

- Erin

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