Terry Volkirch

The Perfect Makeover

The Perfect Makeover
by Terry Volkirch

I pinched my eyes shut from the pain as well as the glare from the bright lights of the medical bay. The technician insisted that he needed me awake for my procedures. He needed to see me change facial expressions as he worked, so I smiled, frowned, and even pouted until my lips felt like popping off my face to escape the torture.

Cosmic Loophole

Clarence sat on a wobbly barstool, trying to ignore the static on the television above the bar and endure the smell of fresh vomit wafting from a drunk man three stools away. He just wanted to sip his watered-down daiquiri in peace, with no sissy drink jokes, and no insults about his slender physique or hated first name.

My First Published Story

Hi, everyone!

For those who know my stories and like them, I published my first major work on Smashwords. It's called Grayland and it's a collection of stories about color in a mostly gray world. There are a few transgender elements sprinkled throughout the collection but I wouldn't call it transgender fiction.

Best of all for those of you who like my writing, Grayland is free. Since it's my first major published work, I'm not charging anything for it.

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Asking for Recommendations for Ordering Hormones Online

I have a trans-boy grandson who's desperate for testosterone. He wants to order it online and was asking me for suggestions. Can anyone here recommend a good online source for testosterone?

I have a hormone prescription (definitely not testosterone!) from my doctor and I've never ordered online.

By the way, I did try to make sure that even if he orders testosterone online, he should have his hormone levels monitored by a doctor. I've heard that from several sources so I'm thinking that it's good advice.

Thanks!

- Terry

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Turn to Girl

Author's Note: These alternate song lyrics just came to me and I had to share. They're too good not to share. I hope at least some of you enjoy this as much as I do.

Turn to Girl
by Terry Volkirch

(sung to the tune of Turn to Stone by ELO)

An older, somewhat brittle man
(Still young at heart and full of life)
I stay in shape because I can (yearning, yearning)

Strange magic hit my body good
(Turned me into someone new)
And in my room my body stood
In my pink world

Trans Supers on Tumblr

To whomever posted a Trans Supers entry for me on Tumbler:

Thanks! I'm very flattered. I love the drawing of Golden Girl and the synopsis.

I found the entry by googling my name, Terry Volkirch.

By clicking the golden girl hashtag, I found out that Erin also has a Golden Girl character. I've read many of Erin's stories here but I haven't seen that one. I'll be looking for it after I post this.

Ta ta!

- Terry

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I can't find Erin's story. Oh well. Maybe she'll dredge it up and post it here. Maybe? :)

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My Facebook Meltdown

To all of those who I unfriended recently on Facebook, I'm sorry. I had a meltdown and unfriended over 200 people. I'm not always happy and well-adjusted. Not a surprise.

I'm not happy with Facebook. I find it to be a sad replacement for real life so I'm going to minimize my time on it. I hope you understand.

- Terry

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Shortcuts Is Now a Complete Story

My Shortcuts story is done. I just posted the last chapter. For those of you who prefer to read complete stories, please give it a chance.

This will be my last long story here. I'm moving on. I plan on joining a writing group in the hopes of eventually publishing the old-fashioned way - on paper. I might still post a short story once in a blue moon if the mood hits me.

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Shortcuts Is at the Halfway Point

Shortcuts is actually complete and I'm just posting finished chapters. There are thirteen chapters to go. I hope my readers enjoy the ride.

For those of you who like to read finished stories, I post three or four chapters a week so the story should be all here in three to four weeks.

- Terry

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