Peter The Duck

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Submitted by Rasufelle on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 9:49am

Peter The Duck

This is the tale of Peter the duck,
A shy little fellow way down on his luck.

You see, poor little Peter ain't much of a duck.
In fact, you could say as a duck, well, he sucks.
So one day, our Peter, he climbed on a truck,
And he rode that thing all the way out of Kentuck.

...y.

The thing about Peter, is that though he's Stuck,
As a poor little, ugly, inconsequential Duck,
He has hopes of one day escaping the muck,
And sailing about like a million bucks.

Now Peter a much more graceful figure has struck,
Our former, unlucky, and sad little duck,
'Fore he up and decided to not give a quack,
And he'd rather be a swan instead.

The end.

(Okay, yes, it's horrible, and I apologize. It stuck in my head, so I had to share it. Now you can suffer as I have, MUAHAHAHAHA.)

Melanie E.

cackle

Submitted by Zoe Taylor on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:20am.

>_>

You really quack me up. ^_^

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Submitted by Piper on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:24am.

-GiGgLeS- to Melanie, but GROAN @ Zoe...

-HuGgLeS-
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giggle Sorry :-D

Submitted by Zoe Taylor on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:26am.

I at least resisted the temptation to post my little ASCII rubber ducky :-D

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ASCII duck?

Submitted by mittfh on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:50am.

OK then, if you won't, I will :D

I'm no ASCII artist myself, but a 'net search reveals this (amongst others):

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                   / aa\_
                  |    /__/
            ,      )   (
           /'-----'     \
           |   .--       |
         .-\    '--      /-.
jgs    `'-.-_.-_.-_-._-.'`

(Plenty more at the artist's site (archived on Reocities))

Oh, and a nice poem - plenty of giggles en-route.

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Submitted by Rasufelle on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 11:30am.

Well-done ASCII art is always a joy to browse, isn't it?

Though if I wanna represent a ducky online, I usually go the much simpler method: >@

Ta da!

Melanie E.

Ouch!

Submitted by Sparrowchild on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:37am.

Oh, the eggony!

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And he'd rather be a swan instead.

Submitted by PattieBFine on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:41am.

Should this not read... And he'd transformed into a swan in fact. ???

...considers Nah.

Submitted by Rasufelle on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 10:53am.

Comes too close to rhyming :P

Melanie E.

Shouldn't that be...

Submitted by Angharad on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 11:23am.

...Peter the drake, was a bit of a rake, went to a wake...

...Oh for chrissake!

Glad to see you didn't indulge in what might have been an easy rhyme. And shouldn't duck be with orange?

Angharad

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This tale of Peter the Duck

Submitted by Jemima Tychonaut on Mon, 2011/03/28 - 12:04pm.

This tale of Peter the Duck was rather well spun,
And all-in-all turned out to be great fun.
I'm even a little sad now that it's done,
But Zoe should be ashamed of that aw-fowl pun!

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