so anyway …
working in London a couple of days this week n doing a bit of self-education you know like reading books n that well one book really coz well I sort have a reputation for getting into mayhem when I get bored so as there was a lot of waiting between sets someone had the idea to bring a book to keep me focussed n wasn’t sure what would be my style so brought me a choice of the Bumper Disney Princess Colouring Book or the 2012 Grinnest Book of Records so anyway, I picked the Grinnest coz I’ve read the other one twice already n well I know it’s not exactly Shakespeare but between sets I got to studying all these real interesting facts like did you know the lowest musical note ever played was a drum beat on Leonard Cohen’s foreskin or that Fluke Skywalker was originally in Starwhores n the space slang for a BeeJay is Chew Baka n the look on my face when I see a cute bottom is a Princess Leer well yeah that last one wasn’t actually in the book that was Will said that when I got diverted by the wait staff one cute Hispanic guy one white skinny girl n one black girl with the most amazingly long legs n dimpled knees n they wasn’t even waitin on us but the bus the other side of the shop window, anyroadup her real name is Maggie the girl who made the Princess Leer crack but we call her Will coz she’s like so easy whether Maggie May is never in question I mean even I’ve got my fingers burned there more n once like whoever thought friction could be so painful, waddever I bin on a real high all week after all the lovely comments I got after postin the first chapter of Seren Dee Petty on BCTS like my first ever story n I guess coz I’m a newbie everyone was real nice n encouraging n it made me feel all warm inside like a big hug at a bonfire party n now I’m feelin the pressure a bit coz like folks have now got expectations n I’m worried it’s gonna be like my skiing you know all down hill from here but anywaay, I got this real cute ski outfit all skin-tight in pink with lime piping n how many words are there with like double i in the middle maybe that’s why a lot of people on the slopes are so self-centred but you have to admit that snow is perfectly designed like it pretty much coordinates with anything so anywaay they got the next set all ready n I gotta get back to work. Keep ‘em puckered ...
k-jo