Westminster, CA-

In a less publicized move yesterday, entertainment giant Disney purchased a small obscure website known as Big Closet- Top Shelf. It is unclear what Disney plans to do with an archive of stories that deal with transgender and transvestite stories, but an inside source said the move coincides with the purchase of LucasFilms.

"We have to populate a whole new Star Wars universe with strange and wonderful aliens," said a Disney exec who wishes to remain anonymouse. "And from what we've read from the author's and administrators from this particular website can populate the Star Wars Universe ten times over."

The financial details of the merger have not been disclosed to the public, but acquaintances close to the founder of the website has said that she was very pleased. Erin, as she is known on the website, could not be reached directly for comment because her dog was getting a pedicure.

There has been some speculation that the new Star Wars movie. Episode 7, which takes place a few years after the well known original trilogy had concluded, will have some strange new menace for Luke Skywalker to face. It is rumored that part of the reason for the take over of a transgender website is because Luke will be forced to be Leah in order to defeat his new nefarious foe.

"Hey," the same exec said earlier. "If it doesn't pan out like we hoped, we can have a whole new crop of writers typing up stories about how Mickey becomes Daisy and Donald becomes Minnie."

Let's hope he's joking.

NNTN Press.

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