The lady with whom you live ... you know, the one that feeds you? Well, she's had a long day, and she's done a lot. So, it's up to you, now. Hop up on the bed, purr, go around at least once to make a nice nest, then lie down directly behind her knees. That way, you are comfortable, and she can't move.

When it gets light out, sit on her chest, purr loudly, and tap her nose with your paw. When she stirs, race to the cupboard, or wherever the food is located, rub, look endearing, and purr loudly. As she approaches, rub her legs as though you were trying to trip her. It's OK, as long as she gets your food.

Remember, once she has you food all poured out and ready for you, it's appropriate to walk away, race to her bed and curl up in the warm spot she just left.

Ah, life is rough! purr!