The Worst Idea I've Had This Year?

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Thursday 25 July

Another afternoon spent on a rocky foreshore watching the tide come in and letting an unforgiving sun burn my skin that little bit darker. Another afternoon wondering where the hell my next piece of fiction is coming from.

Nice to have that luxury, I hear you say. Maybe, but I’ve wasted enough years working for the man.

Anyway, current projects being shelved my thoughts are constantly returning to the Richard/Ruth saga and how to turn it into the novel, or series of novels, that it could have been.

There’d have to be changes. Richard’s ‘transmigration’ would need at least two extra chapters before she was let loose on the outside world as Ruth. And the conclusion to volume one would see Ruth and Kerrie travelling to Romania with a female Yvette de Monnier in an attempt to find Cathryn and Niamh. The fetishistic kuzkardesh gara stuff would have to be transferred from Yorkshire to eastern Europe.

None of which would be beyond me.

But they always say ‘never go back’, don’t they?

Tell me honestly, is this the worst idea I’ve had this year? Or is it just what I need to get the creative juices flowing again?

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Can it be

Can it be any worse than spending 4-5 hours in the sun with no sunscreen and then wait the necessary 5 days for the skin to start peeling? Or the first 2-3 days waiting forthe skin to heal after being close to having second degree burns?

Worse is taking gasoline and placing it in a bottle, sealing the top, placed in direct sunlight and waiting for the gas to vaporize and then take a battery connected to the blasting cap to see how much of an explosion you could create.

Nah didn't think so.

What's Lunch Got To Do With it?

Well, I got a reply. One more than I thought I'd get.

Here's another sun-crazed idea. Take any popular song with the word 'love' in the title and change it to 'lunch'.

Stop! In The Name Of Lunch!
Crazy Little Thing Called Lunch
Can't Buy Me Lunch
What's Lunch Got To Do With It?

The sun beats down...
From ranch to town...

http://youtu.be/0GU5ub1p3dQ

Ban nothing. Question everything.

I wanna

I think I lunch you!
I Want You, I Need You, I Lunch You
A World Without Lunch.
All You Need Is Lunch.
Puppy Lunch.
Lunch Will Keep Us Together

Need I go on?

Lunch me.

Oh and then there's Stop! In the name of Lunch. Can't buy me Lunch and finally To Sir with Lunch.

Lunch Will Tear Us Apart

Lunch Is Like Oxygen - go on, name the band! It was 1978.
I'm Gonna Make You Lunch Me (yes I will, yes I will...)
Tainted Lunch
I'm Not In Lunch
Lunch Of The Common People

Lunch Is The Answer. Anyone can see that.

http://youtu.be/EGHl4OgcAeY

How is any of this going to help me carry on writing? Who gives a toss?

Ban nothing. Question everything.

Is that now?

Is that now "I just tossed my lunch for you?"

I can hear Tina singing....

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What's lunch got to do with it (got to do with it)?
What's lunch but an afternoon collation?
What's lunch got to do with it (got to do with it)?
What good is a salad with no invitation?

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

The Look of Lunch....

Andrea Lena's picture
The look of lunch; it's on your plate
your fave; you don't want to be late....
The look of Lu-unch
Aromas calling you to come to sit and eat...
Okay; it's tuna salad, but still it's really neat....

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

This Is For Lunch

Right, this is for lunch.

http://youtu.be/iYF7VFvzWGo

My favourite British band ever. The dark-haired girl sent me a Christmas card one year. Her name's Emma.

Beat that, purple font.

Ban nothing. Question everything.

The Game of Lunch

Andrea Lena's picture

The purpose of a meal is of course nutrition
but you like to sit and eat it 'cause of how it tastes.
So come on Nicki it's time to dine, come on Nicki and dine
Your turkey wrap (WRAP) wrap (WRAP) Luh Luh Luh Luh Luh Lunch....

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Real Lunch Will Last Forever

Open up your eyes then you realise, here I stand with my everlasting lunch
Need you by my side, girl to be my bride
You'll never be denied, everlasting lunch
From the very start, open up your heart
Be a lasting part of everlasting lunch

Ban nothing. Question everything.

Their

Should I really answer that? :) I'm one sick puppy.

Nah, Nicki

Lot of us just can't be bothered.

"Dylan Sings For Millions But I Just Sing For Free"

Fair market value! ;-) (snerk!)


"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

Rewriting Stuff

Is almost always a bad idea. You'll cause a dissonance in people who have read the earlier work and your own state might be little better.

There's no reason, however, you couldn't use the same plot and create a larger work from it. If you take this path I would recommend changing everything so that there is little in common between the two stories: names, places and so on. This means that the second story would be able to stand on its own merits without comparison to the first.

Penny

Thanks for the advice, Penny.

Thanks for the advice, Penny. You're right, there are huge risks involved. The problem is, the original story left quite a few loose ends and a sequel wouldn't have had much of a tg element to it. What I may do is post a fairly detailed synopsis on this blog and invite opinions based on that.

Ban nothing. Question everything.

Loose ends?

(Hollow laugh)

You obviously haven't read any of SEE. Currently it would make a mop-head look tidy.

Penny