New Shampoo

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New Shampoo

“Mom! What is this shampoo? Its in a pink bottle!”

“Just picked it up, by accident at the mall, Charles.”

“I can't use this! It's called 'Make me pretty'!”

“Come on. Shampoo is shampoo.”

“Fine!”

Later....

“Mom, that shampoo...it had some side effects.”

“Side effects? What do you mean?”

“Well, for starters, you might need to start calling me Cheryl”

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May I borrow your shampoo

May I borrow your shampoo please, Cheryl.

-Kylie
"The most common thing programmers say: That's weird, it worked on my machine."

And don't forget to borrow....

Andrea Lena's picture

....the Conditioner!



Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

The mind...

...boggles at the possibilities! ^__^

Fun, Dorothy! *has to give those dollar-store off-brands more credit from now on...*

-Liz

Successor to the LToC

-Liz

Successor to the LToC
Formerly known as "momonoimoto"

Oh! What

ALISON

' a lovely giggle!Thanks,Dorothy.

ALISON

i would like to borrow that

i would like to borrow that shampoo as well

hugs :)
Michelle SidheElf Amaianna

New Shampoo (A Drabble)

A lot of People here would love to use it.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Why it's important to never bathe

laika's picture

I mean, unless you want to turn into a girl. Seems if it's not one gender-transforming bathtime
product it's another. Or that 96 TEARS BABY SHAMPOO I tried and next thing I knew I was
too short to reach the shower faucet handles and then momma call me bad girl n' swat
my butt for goin' in tha shower and I kept tellin her I was gonna be late for work
but it comed out all gee gee gaw gaw goo...

Anyway, fun little drabble. I wonder what'd happen if you used this shampoo & Grover's bubble bath
http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/fiction/3987/splish-splash
at the same time? I'd volunteer to try it...
~~hugs, Veronica

Cool head

That reply of Charles/Cheryl sounds like it deserves the Oscar for coolheadedness (if that's a word). I can't think of many people who'd remain that calm under such circumstances.

Hugs,

Kimby

Hugs,

Kimby

I figured that was part of the magic.

Or maybe for Cheryl, it was a dream come true? After all, she had a girl name ready....

"Treat everyone you meet as though they had a sign on them that said "Fragile, under construction"

dorothycolleen

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