More stories of the strange. John our first story comes out of Alberta, Canada...
Native American actress Sexy Two-Fire, star of many alternative themed porno movies, is suing her medical insurance carrier over their refusal to cover costs related to her pregnancy and delivery of a healthy six pound male child whom she immediately named Conan-Rum. The insurance company contends that Two-Fire has not undergone SRS and as such does not qualify for the coverage, however the company is not contesting post natal care for the child.
As Two-Fire is non fertile, and gratefully accepted donations of both egg and sperm from long time co-performers Gregory Fry and Mercedes Pan. After appropriate hormone treatment, the fertilized egg was implanted in Two-Fire's abdomen where it successfully attached. Nine months later, the child was delivered by cesarean section.
When asked for comment, her agent replied that he had thought this was a bad idea from the get go and now that the child has been named after all of his parents, he will be known as Conan-Rum Fry Pan Two-Fire.
Our second story, is out of Florida where ex-governor Bush commented on his refusal of the last wishes of infamous Shad brothers, who were executed for the murder of their father. The brothers had petitioned than Governor Bush to change their method of execution, stating that as students of history, they would like to enact some history in their passing and therefore requested death by hanging. Governor Bush declined their request with the added notation to his attorney general that he wished to have nothing more to do with hanging shads.
And now the weather...
If you liked this post, you can leave a comment and/or a kudo!
Click the Good Story! button above to leave the author a kudo:
And please, remember to comment, too! Thanks.
