Drabble Theatre: Man and Wife

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A proposal ends in a vocabulary lesson.

I’d forgotten the ring, but I didn’t want to lose the perfect moment, with the way the moonlight danced on the water. I summoned all my courage, looked deeply into her eyes and asked the question I’d been practicing: “My love, I cannot imagine a greater happiness than if you and I were to live out our time on Earth as man and wife. Will you have me?”

She answered my question with a question. “Man and wife, respectively?”

“Certainly,” I said.

“Then, Yes!” she said, and kissed me.

I’ve since learned that “respectively” doesn’t mean the same as “respectfully.”

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I Can't Add Anything

...Except maybe my new "sig" pic!

No, seriously, it IS me.  Really.  It is.  It was just a really, really good makeover.  Yes, I know who it looks like.  It's not.  It's me.  Really.  And who says sitting with your legs apart will make you look masculine?

Like the pic

Angharad's picture

but it's a funny looking dormouse!

Angharad

Angharad

Uhuh!

Leigh Richards

Cute, very very cute!

Leigh Richards

don't ya hate...

kristina l s's picture

...when ya set youself up right from the proposal. Gotta watch where them words is going. Nice

Kristina

Man & Wife - With All Due Respects

This witty drabble says a lot in a few words about how married life can be all to often when both parties do not take the time to respect and accept the other. Your drabble has me chuckling.
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Syntax?

Angharad's picture

Isn't that what the collection plate in a church was for?

Angharad

Angharad

Syntax

Yeah I heard about that.

Apparently it was when a padre, a priest and a rabbi were in a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Anyway, the three holy men were discussing the collections and how it was divvied up.

The padre says he drew a circle on the ground and threw the collection money in the air.

"Whatever lands inside the circle, goes to God."

The priest's method was similar but simpler. Rather than worrying about the size of the circle, he just drew a line then threw the money in the air.

"Whatever falls on my side of the line I keep and the rest goes to God."

The rabbi says "My way is simpler still. I just throw it all in the air and whatever God catches, he keeps."