No Downside?

Printer-friendly version

Author: 

Audience Rating: 

Publication: 

Genre: 

TG Elements: 

TG Themes: 

Permission: 

Andy's habit of dunking his maple bar had consequences...

No Downside?

by Erin Halfelven

"Sometimes you're just an asshole," his girlfriend told him when he dunked his pastry in her coffee.
 
"What's the downside?" he asked, smiling, his mouth full of soggy maple goodness.
 
But then he sat next to a witch at the diner's coffee counter and indulged his habit.
 
Downside

 
The resulting transformation turned his life upside down, so to speak.
 
His girlfriend shrugged, rouged his cheeks and took him dancing. "Trust me," she said. "You're going to be very popular."
 
Andy, of course, didn't say anything at all.


Originally posted 2008-02-21.
up
189 users have voted.
If you liked this post, you can leave a comment and/or a kudos! Click the "Thumbs Up!" button above to leave a Kudos

Comments

Very Cute Erin Very Cute Indeed

Poor guy, That'll teach him to dunk!! Great Drabble too.
May Your Light Forever Shine

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

no down side?

ooch" ok i guess i due not want to know sound.s like my 2 x wife she got the gold mine i got the shaft .
have a good day [email protected]

mr charlles r purcell
verry good story i wood love to see a lot more of this all i can say is wow verry good thanks for shareing

Um...

Maybe I'm a little slow but I have no idea what this is about... :S

The Legendary Lost Ninja

Bottom's Up!

What else can I say to that picture?

BOOKENDS: A Sequel

laika's picture

WARNING: THIS SEQUEL TO NO DOWNSIDE CONTAINS A VERY BAD WORD
(A drabble, and an appropriation of Erin's intellectual property, with apologies...)

BOOKENDS
by Laika Pupkino

.
Life with Andy was becoming less than wonderful, what with always cleaning up after him.

Now he was doing his stupid little dance, which she knew meant he wanted to go dancing again.
And she knew he wouldn't quit.

"Alright, we'll go!" she sighed.

At the club her bad mood continued, and when someone trod on her heel she screamed,
"Watch where you're stepping, cunt!"

"Who you calling a cunt?!" the woman demanded.

"I'm calling you a cunt, cunt!"

Little did she realize this was the very witch who had transformed Andy.

.
Now they are known as Beaver and Butthead...

.
The closest approximation to what it's like in my brain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08E7c-FRbU&t=4s

It's official

erin's picture

Good one, Laika. :)

- Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

funny

This story made me crack up!

I had to read it twice

and really look at the picture to figure out what the witch did to him.

DogSig.png

Couldn't He?

joannebarbarella's picture

Have communicated by fart? Mind you, that might not have gone down too well in public.

It also adds a whole new dimension to "kiss my arse"!

No downside

It also gives new meaning to dancing cheek to cheek.

Time is the longest distance to your destination.