What happens when the lamp you buy isn't the one you intend to buy?
A story inspired by a sketch with the annotation "girly lamp."
A friend of mine wrote this, he normally doesn't write TG stories, but upon reading this I knew it needed to be shared. It is definitely written tongue in cheek and don't let any of the tags turn you away from this story.
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