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Curse of the Werewoman

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Curse of the Werewoman!

John Henderson was a normal guy, married to a loving and understanding woman for the last eight months, with a successful career in Real Estate... or at least he seemed to be. When a chance encounter with the supernatural comes into his life, he may find he's not only bitten off more than he can chew, but some things he'd forgotten about himself along the way.

Set in Ontario, Oregon in the Fall of 2012, Curse of the Werewoman is a comedic short story showing that getting what we sometimes want in life means learning to like it, even if it's not exactly what it was billed to be.

This story is dedicated to my wife, Rachel.
It's all HER fault! The whole thing was HER idea!
She MADE me write it! Don't blame ME!

This short story (if you can call it that) is complete and has been released in 3 parts of 2 chapters each. Enjoy the silliness!

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Toni Ch. 2

The Mall

Where are you going, son?"

"I'm going to the Mall, get a shirt, and perhaps a pair of cargo pants. With all the books I carry, I need pockets for my pens."

"Take the credit card and get a few more items."

"I can't; it’s too much, the car was more than enough, never mind." There was no point in continuing; I would be lying if I said I don't like my car. I love it.

"It's only a Volkswagen bug," replies my dad.

11th Sun

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“My dad is not a very nice person,” I explain to my therapist. “Maybe it’s because he never expected to have a child after number ten. Maybe because he was 96 when I was born. Maybe because he’s an asshole.”

My therapist signals that I should go on, “When I was born my oldest brother had just been married, my youngest,” Here I gesture with my fingers on my glass. “Well the one closest to me, was starting High School. He didn’t have time for me.”

Bureaucracy is a Bitch 2

Second Part of my first ever CD fic. Taylor, along with his new friend have a run-in with an obstructive staff member, and further seeks to wriggle from the effects of the clerical error

Thanks for those who reviewed Part 1

Hero Prince(ss) Chapter 2

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This is a story of a time that could've been a long time ago, but not of this world. It is a tale of a prince and a hero. A tale of a hero who fought with all his might and lost so much, yet also gained so much. A tale that will make you laugh (hopefully), cry (maybe) or unsure if you should laugh or cry. Though it must be said, that this is not a typical fairytale.

How could you have known that someone you worshipped as a hero actually hated being a hero?

Hero Prince(ss) Chapter 2
When the hero is not what you'd expect.


By Shiina Ai

Hero Prince(ss) Chapter 1

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This is a story of a time that could've been a long time ago, but not of this world. It is a tale of a prince and a hero. A tale of a hero who fought with all his might and lost so much, yet also gained so much. A tale that will make you laugh (hopefully), cry (maybe) or unsure if you should laugh or cry. Though it must be said, that this is not a typical fairytale.

Who would've known that fairy tale character you would've admired in your childhood was actually not what it seemed?

Hero Prince(ss) Chapter 1
When the hero is not what you'd expect.


By Shiina Ai

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 08

This is it folks. My final chapter which I wrote for Badasses Of the Multiverse. And I hope it has been as fun a ride for you, as it is for me.

This is Part Four of Population Badass.

Will Matthew and Pedro be able to save Pedro's home Earth from Nechla?

And if so, how are they going to get back home to De La Plata Podrido?

Also, find out what happens to everyone else. And see how things finally pan out.

For this is not only the epilogue of Book Six of Badasses Of the Multiverse. This is the end of my part in directly writing for this Anthology of Insanity.

For after this chapter, Whatever Will Be, Will Be...

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 07

We have come to epic climatic battle of Part Three of, Population Badass.

Chang and his forces stage their counterattack against Gomez and his forces, Gomez's headquarters, the spacestation, Interzone.

With Chang and his allies giving Gomez a taste of his own medicine, for Gomez overseeing that attack on De La Plata Podrido.

Though, during this battle, Chang and his groups will find unexpected situations and people.

As this battle will take the cast from the heights of badass, to the depths of insanity.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 06

Before every great attack. There is proper planning and preparation. And Chang's plan for a counterattack is no exception.

As the people of De La Plata Podrido clean up after the battle, Chang calls a meeting with his friends and allies, at the casino. With Chang and those with him, planning what happened when someone attacked him and his, without provocation. With this army of badasses preparing for the reprisal against those that attacked them.

And what they have planned will not be pretty.

All this in part two, of the climax of the Badasses of The Multiverse anthology.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 05

Here we are. The beginning of the four part climax to this epic Anthology of Insanity, which will be the conclusion of this saga.

Gomez launches his plans of attack. With him lighting the fuse, and all hell breaking loose on the island city of De La Plata Podrido.

Though, what none of the reality travelers counted on, was the population of De La Plata Podrido

For if there was a welcome sign, coming into the De La Plata Podrido, the sign would read, “Population: Badass”.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 04

Pedro, Matthew, Fabiola, Matt, and Leigharch, get some downtime. And the used it to visit a sci-fi convention, so Matt and Leigharch can learn more about their realities. With some interesting events learned, and opinions formed.

Also, things finally start to converge, while a gang of multiverse biker hit the town of De La Plata Podrido. And with them, is a very interesting man whom has taken his old job of exploration of new civilizations, with even greater boldness, than before.

And they are not the only ones to come to town.

With the visitors being just as much surprised, as those whom they meet.

In addition, Pedro, Matthew, and their team come full circle. With revelations reveals. Including, who has been chasing them through the multiverse.

All in this chapter, titled, Bikers, Babes, And Hoverbikes.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 03

Revy opens a magical box she should not have, and Jack is now back. With the being an opportunity for old friends to get to talk to each other.

Meanwhile, Annie reconnects with her old friend.

Later on, one of Chang and Lee's worst nightmares walk through the front doors of Daiyu Palace Casino.

The Master of Gambits, and his family, have finally hit the scene.

And while this is going on, those at the Devil's Hotel are about to have a close encounter of the party kind.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 02

Two groups of two individuals have come to De La Plata Podrido for very different reasons. But, both pairs actions will ripple out, and have a profound effect the lives of De La Plata Podrido. Especially, the lives of two women whom each prefer the blades to the pistols.

Also, things are moving along at the Last Resort Diner.

Later, Inara finds out that Jayne has been keeping secrets from everyone. And what she finds out, is surprising, to say the least.

All in Book Six, Volume Two, Chapter Two, “Pirates and Robbers.”

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2: Chapter 01

We have reached Chapter ONE HUNDRED of Badasses Of the Multiverse!

Chang, River, and Lee, have called off their hunt for Pedro and Matthew, to returned to the casino in De La Plata Podrido, and resume their lives.

Meanwhile, Hernan and Roberta put their plan in motion to inform Hernan's family of the truth of what is going on.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 2

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Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: “The Mexican, The Lawyer, And The Mechanic.”

Volume 2: “The Villains.”

When the heroes are away, the villains come out to play.

Ill tidings are on the horizon for those of De La Plata Podrido, Mexico.

Though, that does not mean that some people cannot have fun in the meantime.

New players to this insane game start to show up. Some have come to stay, some are just passing by. All of them will take actions that will ripple out to effect the very course of countless lives.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 08

The final chapter of Book Six, Volume One.

Pedro and Matthew find themselves in a reality they never thought would exist, let alone visit.

For they find themselves in the Laguna Negra reality, in the city of Santo Domingo, of the Dominican Republic.

Now, with Matt and Leigharch, these four men must navigate this strange, yet familiar reality.

And they are not the only ones to come this reality.

With the locals taking notice of these newcomers.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 07

Unfortunately, Pedro, Matthew, and Matt, find themselves in a bind, in the next place they go too.

Though, luckily, they find some help.

But, this help is in the form of a lunatic. A real speed demon, in more ways than one. And the only things crazier than this lunatic, is where the lunatic requests to go, and those they meet, at their next destination.

And this lunatic is clearly gambling that he has, Another Nine Lives.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 06

In De La Plata Podrido, Revy is still contemplating if she wanted to agree to the deal with the mysterious woman she met.

Also, Hernan and Roberta talk about how to handle the situation they have found themselves in, in a manner, in which, Hernan's family will take the news of the trouble about them, in a positive manner.

Meanwhile Pedro and Matthew decided to go out for a cup of coffee. They forget what reality they wanted to go two. With the two of them landing into more trouble than they realize. With someone accidentally hitching a ride with them.

For these people, it is just Shades of Crazy.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 05

Several things are happening in De La Plata Podrido.

Melanie introduces some of her friends to one of the more interesting people living in De La Plata Podrido.

Those of the Last Resort Diner are hiring. And who they hire may be as interesting at those that already work at that diner.

And Hernan is still coming to terms with his connection to Roberta.

Meanwhile, Pedro and Matthew accident jump to a reality, place, and time, they should not have. And they have attracted the attention of unsavory, that can follow them across the multiverse.

But, not before they attend one of craziest Mardi Gras parties of their lives.

With Matthew finally have some closure on the life he left on Mars.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 04

Pedro and Matthew are now getting into the groove of jumping from one reality to another.

But, they are about to learn that navigating thought the multiverse is not as easy as they once thought it was.

And they are about to have one interesting day, and one wild night in Caracas, Venezuela.

In addition, they are not the only ones heading to the city, for that day and night. And all of those in question are doing so far various reasons.

With Pedro and Matthew learning a twisted lesson that one cannot run away from fate. No matter how far they go into the multiverse to do so.

And this chapter could be viewed as a prequel of sorts.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 03

Hernan Pena is a kind family man, and auto mechanic, whom has left his troubled past far behind him.

Unfortunately, Hernan is about to learn there is more to his past, and himself, than even he realizes.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 02

Pedro and Matthew enjoy their first day traveling the multiverse, by traveling around Roanapur, Thailand, of the Black lagoon Reality, of the past, during Roanapur's heyday. With the specific date being, March nineteenth, nineteen ninety-one.

Unfortunately, back in Pedro's home reality, their absence has not gone unnoticed, by both friends the two men have, and friends the two men may not realize they have. With these individuals desiring to return the two wayward travelers back to the city of De La Plata Podrido, before they get into some serious trouble.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1: Chapter 01

The past two years, in the island city of De La Plata Podrido, have not been very kind to Pedro Del Soto and Matthew McCormick. And while they, and those they have cared for, have not been seriously harmed. Things have gone downhill for them. And after they both have one bad, stressful night, too many, the both decide to leave the city. The catch is them figuring out how they are going to escape, and not get caught.

Meanwhile, the local mechanic, Hernan Pena, will have to navigate his own problems.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: Volume 1

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Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 6: “The Mexican, The Lawyer, And The Mechanic.”

Volume 1: “The Heroes.”

Meet Pedro Del Soto and Matthew McCormick.

Pedro is the mexican police chief of De La Plata Podrido. While Matthew is the lawyer for the casino owner giving Pedro the most trouble.

And these two men have found themselves surrounded by badass lunatics, with them being able to do nothing about it. Except become friends, as they work together, to keep their lives and their sanity, intact.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 07

It has been a month and a week since Lee returned to De La Plata Podrido, and things have settle down for Lee.

Chang asks River and Lee for some ideas to help business with his casino. And their ideas are nothing, if not inventive.

Unfortunately, later on, people that Lee knows intend to through a party, which River and Chang intend for Lee to attend.

As one can guess, Lee does not want to attend this party, and hilarity ensues.

And that is only just the beginning.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 06

During the evening, Lee arranged a date for two other people, which is about to have some interesting results.

The next morning, Lee has another interesting day in De La Plata Podrido. With her visiting Eda and Yolanda. Then, Lee has a conversation with one of the most unlikely of individuals.

And that evening, Rock and Revy have plans for their group, as well.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 05

Lee is now back in Plata Podrido. And in a good situation in her life. Now, she is going to touch base with her friends in town. And see what is going on. And maybe even have some fun, while she does so.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 04

The revenge continues. Though, River's plan to get Lee out of this mess, comes to fruition. With the Lee realizing the consequences of the plan, and what it means for her future.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 03

For Lee, it is time to pay the piper, with interest.

Though, River has other ideas to help Lee, and herself.

But, Lee is about to find out some sides of those that are after her, that she did not know about.

Now, River has to get them both out of this mess. And her plan is creative. Unfortunately, River's plan will take time, and so Lee will still suffer. But, River is there to mitigate the situation, until her plans come to the forefront.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 02

River begins her quest, with the three amazons, to find Lee.

And when River does find Lee, she realizes Lee is closer than she thought. And the situation makes her realize that she cannot run, nor take Lee to Chang.

So, River takes Lee to the last place anyone would expect her to hide Lee.

But, how long can River keep this secret, before Lee is found? And what happens once Lee is found out, by everyone else after Lee?

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3: Chapter 01

It has been a few days for some. And years for others. As those after Lee have lost track of Lee. With the maids eventually returning to Lagoon Island, in defeat, at having lost Lee.

Though, that does not the hunt is over. Not by a long shot.

Ranma realizes there is one group she knows of that are possibly better trackers than even the maids.

Ranma then goes to meet with one of her former teachers, Cologne. In the hopes of enlisting trackers from the Chinese Amazons, to help find the maids.

For, if anyone could find Lee, it would be them.

Though, whom Cologne picks for this hunt, may bring the Badasses Of The Multiverse's prey closer to them, than they realize.

Meanwhile, River is waiting in the wings, waiting to take advantage of the situation, in her search for Lee.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 3

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Badasses Of the Multiverse Book 5: “The Gambling Man.”

Volume 3: “Dynasty.”

In Lee's chase to be free. Lee has outwitted, outsmarted., out conned, out maneuvered everyone Lee has faced, but the old man and the teenager boy. And that was Lee's downfall.

The writer has been changed into a girl, and she has literally lost her mind. With those after her, having lost her.

Now, the question becomes, do any of them wish to regain what they have lost?

And who will come out on top of the Madman's Ballot?

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 09

This is final chapter of Volume Two of Book Five of the Gambling Man.

Those after Lee regroup on Lagoon Island, as they figure out what their next move will be, as they plan out how best to capture Lee. While sorting out some more immediate problems.

As this goes on, Revy and Priss will finally have it out, over Priss damaging one of Revy's cutlasses.

Meanwhile, the past finally catches up to several people.

Including Lee. With Lee being forced to face one of his most innocent of victims.

But, though this victim is innocent. That does not mean this person is harmless.

And Garibaldi is becoming increasingly distrustful of Lee. Especially, after the multiverse takes one more swing at both him and Lee.

For this will be Lee's Folly.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 08

Lee has made it into a fortress, run by a man that make those after him think twice to come following Lee into.

A man whom Lee is doing everything in his power to stay on his good side.

At this point, Lee would think that his troubles would start to wane.

Unfortunately, Lee would be incorrect. And Lee problems merely doubled. For nor only a siege on one end of the fortress for Lee. But, also a siege, on the other end of the fortress, whom is after the man Lee is with. And once Lee realizes who is after the man, that those individuals would not think twice about killing Lee.

And to make matters worse, Lee means of escape is going to take time to prepare. With him taking the man with him.

So, if Lee want him, and the man helping him, to get out of this situation alive, and in one piece, Lee has to play a dangerous game, where he will have to shuffle the sieges against each other. In The Siege Shuffle.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 07

After Lee's daring escape from those after him, at the factory complex, Lee finds himself in a police station. With the police asking him questions, and they want Lee to give them answers.

Though, Lee knows he has to convince the police to let him go, as soon as possible, before those after him, catch up to him.

And Lee's idea of escape could land him in the funny farm.

Unfortunately, Lee has finally fallen into the sights of the two maids. This will cause an ensuing, running battle, that will lead Lee to the one man on Mars that could save him, or throw him to the wolves.

Meanwhile, Revy, Rock, and their friends, are having a few beers in a bar. As they have a casual conversation, about their lives, and their future plans. With a few surprises there, as well.

And from within his casino, Chang plots his next moves. With River by Chang's side.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 06

Lee has made it deep into the factory complex, as he plays his extreme game of cat and mouse, with those after him.

With him working towards a plan of escape, that only he knows.

Unfortunately, for Lee, and those after him. They are not the only hunters in the factory complex.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 05

Lee has lead those after him, to a large factory complex.

While those after Lee regroup and head in to capture Lee. They expect Lee to be preparing to make his last stand.

What they do not realize is Lee is instead planning to play a game, the multiverse's most extreme form of hide and go seek.

It is a game of wits and violence, where those after Lee learn what Lee is capable of, when he is forced to stand and fight.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 04

Lee would think that he might get at least on evening's peace. But, no. The girls crash the Deco.

Though, Lee still has a gig to do and that is what he is going to do. Fortunately, the way the lighting is on stage, and with his back turned to the audience, the girls don't realize he is the piano player, entertaining them that evening

The only trick is Lee figuring out how to get out the building and away from them, without the girls discovering he is there.

Then, Lee was walking into one of the strangest situations of his life. And Lee learns there are such beings as alien science fiction and fantasy fans.

Also, there other factors that Lee did not know to take account before. Both good and bad, that Lee will have to handle, one way or another.

For Lee is caught in the rat maze, and now he must workout how to escape before he is captured.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 03

Lee begins his escape into the multiverse, by jumping to another time, place, and reality.

Unfortunately, Lee quickly realizes his foes are onto him. With Lee trapped on a large passenger liner spaceship, with two very cunning adversaries.

And Lee is beginning to regret that he did not take the opportunity to learn Russian, during his experiences in the time loop.

Though, this does not mean that Lee is not going to have a little fun in the situation had has found himself.

Because what lunatic does not laugh in the face danger?

Meanwhile, Pedro has found the deepest, furthermost rock, he knows up, to hide under. Now, he hopes that he can stay hidden.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 02

While those River care for, engage in a cat and mouse game, across the multiverse, she is not allowed to follow them.

With nothing better to do, River reflects on her journey, on how she reached this point in her life.

From when she learned of the writer, to where she finds herself at.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 2: Chapter 01

Just after Lee was revealed to be the writer, Lee was able escape into the multiverse. With all the hard work and planning done by Rock, Revy, and their crew, coming completely undone.

Now, these women must all each have a plate, from a buffet of crow, as they come to terms with their momentary defeat. While they review the information, and plan their next moves, in capturing their elusive foe.

All the while, River will get her chance to present Lee's defense, to their proverbial jury of the damned.

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Badasses Of the Multiverse Book 5: “The Gambling Man.”

Volume 2: “Total Badass.”

Lee's cover as the writer has finally been revealed to his pursuers.

Though, Lee has finally been able steal reality device, with him escaping into the multiverse.

And none to soon, as the small army of badasses after him were literally feet from capturing him.

And while the cancer Lee has is numbering his days, he is not out for the count.

For Lee has already began his plan to permanently lose those after him, in the multiverse.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 1: Chapter 19

The Rats Nest Bartender has figured out that the person that Revy and the others are after is Lee. And she will have her answers as to why.

And should Lee handle this problem, he will still have a couple of more very serious problems to deal with.

Time has finally grown short. Secrets are revealed. And Lee soon realizes he has stayed one day too late.

Though, Lee is not out for the count. This just means he may have to take it all the way down to the wire. But, for a true gambler, it is all about playing the long odds, for the big payouts.

And Lee is about the place his riskiest bet ever, when a couple of notorious maids come to town.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 1: Chapter 18

With Lee' plans in shambles, Lee is forced into a situation, where he has to match wits with a master of the game, and one of the Caribbean's most savvy.

And the clock is ticking downward, with Lee having to fix this problem now, before the situation blows up in his face.

The question is, if Lee is savvy enough to pull off his plan in time?

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 1: Chapter 17

Thing have finally started crashing down for Lee.

The government of Lee's home nation finally tracks him down. Fortunately, Lee is rescued by some people he did not expect to see so out in the open.

This leads to Lee having a heart to heart conversation with Chang.

Lee just has to make sure than Chang does not take Lee's heart out, during their conversation.

Still, if Lee makes it out of that conversation in one piece. He will have to face the fact that he is alone, with no options, and no way out. With all that is left for him is the waiting, and the crying, until he hears the bell tolls for him.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 1: Chapter 16

Now, that the poker game is over, and Lee must face some hard cold facts in the light of day.

To get out of that poker game, with River, in one piece, Lee had to show the world, including Revy and her crew, Pedro, and Chang, almost all the skills he had.

This removed a lot of advantages Lee had slowly built up, during his time in De La Plata Podrido. With his careful planning and preparations now starting to collapse around him.

And those that know him, will have questions for him. From Revy and her crew, to Pedro.

In addition, Chang has taken an interesting, Lee.

The walls are starting to close in on Lee. And he is going to have to figure out what he is going to do, sooner, rather than later. Because time is growing short. And Lee knows this.

Though, at least River has a nice gift for Lee, that he could use, given his situation. And Melvin introduces Lee to a man, whom perks up Lee's day.

Badasses Of the Multiverse: Book 5: Volume 1: Chapter 15

Lee finds himself in the middle of a very bad situation. He is being forced, by Revy and Chang, into a poker game with River, inside a room, on the casino penthouse floor. With the former con-woman, Faye Valentine, as their dealer.

Each side has a million dollars in chips on the line. And it is Revy's money that Lee is gambling with.

In addition, with River's genius and telepathy, there cameras and microphones monitoring the room she, Lee, and Faye are in. With the video and audio feeds being sent to the rest of the casino, for everyone there to watch their every move, and listen to their every comment.

As such, there is no room for error for Lee. One mistake, and he will blow his cover as the writer, to the whole world.

Unfortunately, if Lee hopes to continue breathing by the end of the day, he not only has to keep his cover from everyone, but he also has to win a million dollars in chips for Revy, against the telepathic genius, River, while keeping River happy.

Though, Lee knows that he can do this, because it is all in the cards.

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