Happiest Fairytale Ever

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank
whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always
had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
didn't have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had
many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She
went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in
the house, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all
the time.


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