The Best Little Whore House

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The Best Little Whore House

Hello, We're the Commentare family. Our house is a welcoming house; we trade in comments, si? We give you what you want and all we ask in return is that you notice us and say something, si?

That's Gina on the left; she handles all the fantasy readers. She loves to hear her name called out while the rustle of capes or the smell of potions or the whisper of angels' wings is in the air.

Next to her is Cecilia; she wants to please the real life seekers. Please: not for the faint of heart. Bring tissues.

I, Margo, run the establishment. I handle sweet and sentimental...cute...nice, si? Also bring tissues and don't forget your diaries!

Nita is to my left. She loves adventure and mystery. If you are scared of loud noises or car chases, she's not for you!

Next to her is Giselle; the baby of the family. She is happy to bring to you Romance! More tissues and maybe a box of chocolates?

On the end is Christiana; she loves History and the girls who made sacrifices before us so that we would be free, si?

Maria, our middle sister, is responsible for Forced Femme and other such niceties...he...did I say he...she is tied up at the moment.

Yes, as you may have guessed, we, Gina, Cecilia, Margo, Nita, Giselle, Christiana, and Maria are

The Commentare Whores!

www.commentare.wh/storiesforu

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couldn't access the link

but you gave me a giggle, anyway.

Dorothycolleen

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The Best Little Whore House

Very cute

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

No Dolly?

Sadarsa's picture

Best little whore House... what? no Dolly Parton?

srsly tho, looks interesting

~Your only Limitation is your Imagination~

~Your only Limitation is your Imagination~

Funny!

Cute turning of recent discussion into a story. But I think you missed the casual humour and witty phrasing, punny one!

Secret Diary of a Comment Whore

laika's picture

Maybe it's my upbringing, some deficiency there
And maybe I should be ashamed but I don't really care
'Cuz I'm a little comment whore and you should see my tricks
I use to coax forth comments full of lovely specifics
I just love getting comments, I'll never get enough
Except for those weird commenters who like to play too rough
Some readers start to comment, then change their minds and stop
Commentus interruptus, you'd better get the mop
When comments inspire comments it drives me half insane
A crazy kama sutra commentary daisy chain
We can comment in this alley, or go back to my place
Oh God, yes! Comment on my face!
~~hugs, Laika

No link

But I love this anyway. Drea, you are so fun.
Thanks.

Joani
Dance, Love, and cook with joy and great abandon

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Since it's your tale, Drea, shoulden't the title be "Bardello"?
Joani

Dance, Love, and cook with joy and great abandon

Oh dear...

Jemima Tychonaut's picture

Andrea, Andrea, Andrea...what are we going to do with you? lol.

Reading this brought a smile to my face. Thank you.



"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Andrea,

ALISON

'we will never tame you! What a giggle,with Laika putting the icing on the cake.

ALISON

So funny!

That was great, Drea! Thank you for sharing your humor and creativity with us.

Kris

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

bad link

I can't access the link either :(

Ummm

kristina l s's picture

I suspect the link is just a part of the story, I seriously doubt Drea would set up a website just for this.

Nice stuff by the way and having a wander around youtube as I was earlier listening to all sorts of music.... talk about comments...acckkk, Moronicity to the max or something. We do it much nicer here even if a bit light on now and then.

Kristina

Bingo! It's a cute little

Bingo! It's a cute little take on vanity web site names.

I don't think there is a .wh top level domain.

Kris

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

Hmmmm

Spot the originals....:-)

*giggle* Classy.

Zoe Taylor's picture

I keep coming back to this to get a chuckle, and every time I do, I try to hit the Good Story button as I can never remember whether I already have, so I like to be absolutely sure with this one ;-)

<3 Hearts! <3
~Zoe

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"Zoe, you are definitely the Queen of Sweetness with these Robin stories!"
~ Tychonaut

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Ah, if only I had known!

Ever since Lillith made her remarks, the commenters have come out of the the closet (as it were!). Jeez, I woulda said sumthin before, but I believed it would have been rude. Too bad, because it looks like that was what people needed. Comments make us feel more appreciated, and are a fun way to connect with an author. Thank you so much, Lillith, for poking a hole in the bottom of that balloon!

Wren

I only have one complaint

It makes harder to follow the comments and catch them all, even with the 'recent 100 comments' it only covers up to six hours, which is kinda a short period. :)

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Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

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The Queen's a Whore

Ironic how few kudos this achieved.

She are the champion. (Thanks Freddie)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)