REAL LIFE

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...broadcasting live here at West Boudoir Field. The play has been down and dirty on the pitch all match long. Oh look! The referee has just called REAL LIFE for kicking Smith in the arse. And within the box. That's a Yellow Card for REAL LIFE and a free kick for Smith.

That's right Hugh, and I might add it's not the first time REAL LIFE has kicked a player in the arse. Several players have been sidelined all over the league, and some have left the game for good, but not without a fight! REAL LIFE should have received a RED CARD this time!

"Och, don't get me goin' Jackie Boy. There's somethin' wrong when REAL LIFE doesn't get the boot for that behavior. In fact, most of the players in the league would like to see a permanent ban for REAL LIFE, but for some reason the league has been almost helpless to see its way clear to kick REAL LIFE's arse, so I expect that the players are gonna have to do it themselves."

Oh Bloody Hell!

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Mummy? Can we pray for Evie Smith? Daddy had the telly on and they were sayin' that REAL LIFE kicked her in the arse.

Of course, baby girl. But we'll have to pray for strength for her. Yer Daddy says that REAL LIFE canna be banished or even expelled because apparently it's Commissioner of the League. And I heard from your Auntie Drea that REAL LIFE has it written in the rule book that it can kick anybody in the arse...even spectators...whenever it wants. So we best pray that Evie can give a good and proper boot in REAL LIFE's arse. Okay?

Okay! And Mummy?

Yes, Jenn my girl?

When I grow up can I give REAL LIFE a boot in the arse?

Why yes you can. In fact, I bet you can give REAL LIFE a right proper boot in the arse right now!

Oh, Goodie!!!!

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Hey Abbot

Abbot, I thought Drea was going to steal one of our routines. I don't know what sport she is speaking about, but I wonder if Real Life stole second base.

Costello.

RAMI

Once again, Andrea, You have perfect pitch...

Ole Ulfson's picture

and hit every note truly. You are a musician with words.

As my closest friends know, last year real life kicked me in the arse with brutal force, to the point that early this year I contemplated whether I wanted real life anymore. I wrestled with real life for weeks, came out of the fight stronger and kicked back.

I went to the precipice but didn't jump, and came back the stronger for it! So when real life kicks you in the arse, kick back with all you've got. Real life may be a pain in the arse, but it's the only life we have till we kick it into submission and make our dreams real life!!!

Ole

We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!

Gender rights are the new civil rights!

Who's on first?

No, what threw her out :)
Amy

This one needs to be spread far and wide.

Hypatia Littlewings's picture

This one needs to be spread to a wider audience. It's tagged"Transgender and not-so-transgender and not transgender of all." that doesn't even got it,it's "universal", plus some special dual meaning appeal to certain audiences, gamers, VR denizens, live action RPers.

Lol,Lol,Lol,*giggles*,Teehee!!!

Can I put on my new boots and give REAL LIFE a few kicks too?

Thanks for a smile Drea.
~Hypatia >i<..::

Excellent.

As always, you have a knack. My only problem in kicking Real Life is my balance at my age. you had me laughing Drea dear. Giggling smiles, Jenn.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Oh Andrea!

Your imagination knows no bounds! It would be nice to kick back once in a while, and actually connect! This brought a really nice smile to my face, thank you for that Tante! (Hugs) Taarpa

well played

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Well played indeed Drea.

I got a kick out of this one. Far too many times has REAL LIFE kicked me in the arse. Yet every time I try to kick it back I seem to get a yellow card. Lesson learned and I think from now on padded knickers are in order ;)

Amethyst

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Don't take me too seriously. I'm just kitten around. :3