Helen's Diary: New Haircut

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Dear Diary,

I am silently squeeing with joy.I'm So Ex-cit-ed but i got to hide-it! I'm cut-ting the song right-here to avoid copy-write

So today, guess who just got her first feminine(androgynous) haircut today... ... ... sorry i forgot you can read this but i can't hear you (nice facepalm Helen). So back to the haircut. My mother gave me $10 she said that that was all i was getting because thats how much mens haircuts cost. TEN FLIPPING DOLLARS! It's a good thing i saved up. Well i happen to be out to my BFF. The Best BFF that ever FFed (we'll call her "Jo"(notherealname)). Jo told me about the cutest little salon about an hour away. Beeing the most awesomest of best friends i had to invite her. What was i supposed to do not have an alibi? Anyways, as we entered the salon, i told the story of how Jo and i made a bet (completely falsified information) i lost and as "punishment" i was to tell the hairdresser to give me a haircut that works for boys or girls

When i got home later today i had to calm myself and act like it was the worst thing in the world. Well my mother being frugal decided that i didn't need and we couldn't afford another haircut for me. I will now spend the next 6 months with the cutest curly bob cut. Oh mother dear, when will you learn. Hopefully when it's too late to stop it. Anywho, thanks for the new haircut.

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Cute

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Cant wait for the next entry

EllieJo Jayne

Fun, funny stories

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I like this girl Helen + the all-over-the-place way she talks. In fact i wish these entries were longer. I wanna to know about her friendship with we'll-call-her-Jo. Nothing sweeter than having an encouraging best girlfriend who gets you!

I think Mom is gonna figure out that she has a daughter at some point, or maybe finding something no boy would have in his room; demanding an explanation and getting it with both barrels. That would be an interesting diary entry!
~hugs, Veronica

Tempting

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My first diary entry for Helen was actually going to be her coming out to her parents. I really needed to scrapped that because i based her on me and i have no intention of coming out of that closet. Spoiler alert only Jo will ever know. For now at least.
As to why the entries are so short it's because i tend to have ideas that fade. The quicker it gets writen down the quicker i can come up with something else. It also leaves the reader wanting more.

And when mom wises up?

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So far Helen has pulled the wool over mom's eyes. And when mom wises up, figures out what Helen is doing? What happens then? Might the punishment be what she so doesn't want?

And a ten dollar haircut? Where?

Others have feelings too.

Momma finding out? Never

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As for the haircut. Where I'm from (nondisclosure) men have it super cheap at all the barbershops (10) in town (less than 8000 people) they actually just raised the price last year from $8

As for the diary, I'm thinking Momma wont find out until the end.

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