Silly Old Bear

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Silly Old Bear

by poetheather

Copyright © 2010 poetheather
All Rights Reserved.

Winnie the Pooh is trying to figure out what has happened to Christopher Robin and where he has disappeared to.
He is sure it has something to do with Skool, but that doesn't explain the young woman in the Hundred Acre Wood.


Silly Old Bear

While I have been accused of being many things, I have never, in my whole life, been accused of being A.A. Milne, who is the rightful owner of these stories or Christopher Robin Milne, the rightful ruler of the Hundred Acre wood. This is written purely for my own amusement. Please don’t sue the broke writer. Thank you.

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Winnie the Pooh was busy in his thoughtful spot, thinking, tapping his head in thought. “Think, think, think, think…”

Though he was a bear with very little brains, Winnie the Pooh was sure that he missed Christopher Robin. It had been a long time since the boy had been seen in the Hundred Acre Wood and none of Rabbit’s many and varied relations had seen him either. Therefore, Winnie the Pooh sat there and pondered this.

One of the last things that he remembered was some vague warning about Skool or something. It had bothered him then and he was still worried about it. After it had been mentioned, Christopher had not come around much and then finally vanished. Perhaps Skool stole him away, or held him captive or something. He was unsure.

All of this worry and thinking made Winnie the Pooh’s tummy rumble and Pooh Bear laughed, saying to his tummy, “I am sorry. Let’s go feed you right away.”

As Pooh walked away from his thoughtful spot he decided to sing a little song, “Tum ta teedum, I am rumbly in my tumbly, time for something sweet.”

Pooh Bear sang his Rumbly Tumbly song and walked through the Hundred Acre Wood, happily thinking of the Honey Pots that were calling his name back at home. He passed by the Great Tree where Christopher Robin had held the various parties, like birthday parties and the one after the flood and such. The memory made Pooh Bear miss Christopher Robin even more. He saw movement up by the tree and his heart leapt. Could that be Christopher Robin? He raced forward to get a better view.

What he saw made him skid to a stop, hopping a few times as he slowed down. There, on the hill that led to the Great Tree stood a young woman in a blue and yellow summer dress, with long sandy blond hair held up in a high ponytail with a blue ribbon. She was looking around at everything fondly and Pooh wasn’t sure what to make of this. It threw him and he decided that he needed some help in figuring out this puzzle. His first stop would be his dear friend Piglet, who was back at the house the two of them shared.

Piglet was busy dusting when Pooh entered the house. “Hallo Piglet.”

“H-h-hello th-th-there P-p-pooh Bear.” said Piglet, stopping what he was doing and turning to look at his roommate.

“I was wondering if you could help me?” Pooh asked happily.

“C-c-c-certain-n-nly.” replied Piglet.

“There is a strange woman at Christopher Robin’s house and I need your help to find out who they are.”

Piglet’s eyes went wide. “A st-st-strang-g-g-ge woman?”

“Yes. She seems familiar but I don’t remember seeing her here before. Perhaps you could help me.” stated Pooh, who was busy eying the pots of honey hungrily.

“Oh dear. Oh d-d-d-d-dear dear dear.” stammered Piglet nervously. “Sh-sh-should we check if Owl k-k-knows anyth-th-thing?”

Pooh was thoughtful for a moment. Owl was very smart and very wise. Perhaps he would have an answer? However, Owl also had no idea where Christopher Robin was so maybe he wouldn’t be the best help with this. If this young woman was connected to Christopher Robin, maybe she needed to be confronted. “No Piglet. We should find out who this stranger is ourselves.”

Piglet relented and soon the two of them walked back towards the Great Tree, Piglet nervous and Pooh Bear busy eating from a small honey pot he had grabbed to have a slight smackeral of something. When they got to the tree, they didn’t see anybody there. As Piglet looked frantically around, as if a Woozel was there just waiting for their inattention, Pooh just sighed and said, “Oh bother.”

They headed towards Kanga’s house, as she was sure to have a very practical idea, which Owl or Rabbit would miss. Besides, she might actually know who the woman was or maybe Roo did, unless he was out playing with Tigger again.

When they got to the bridge, they spotted the young woman in question standing there looking down at the water. She dropped a stick into the river and headed to the other side of the bridge to watch it come out. Winnie the Pooh cocked his head at this, as it looked as if she were playing Pooh Sticks. Surely she wouldn’t know about Pooh Sticks, would she?

Piglet squeaked in surprise upon seeing the woman, which caught the woman’s attention. She turned to face the two and her bright blue eyes opened wide in delight as she spotted them. She squealed happily, “Pooh Bear! Piglet!”

The young woman rushed over and gave them both big hugs, holding onto Winnie the Pooh longer than she did with Piglet. “Gosh, I missed you both.”

Pooh cocked his head and looked at the girl. Up close she was even more familiar. “Do I know you?”

The girl chuckled softly to herself. “I guess things have changed since you have last seen me. Yes Pooh Bear, you know me.”

“I do? Do I know that I know you?” He asked a bit confused at how he could know someone he didn’t know.

The young woman smiled gently, “Yes you do.”

“Oh.” Pooh thought a moment, trying to make sense out of something nonsensical to him. “Well, I seem to forgotten what I used to know, so let me introduce myself to you and then you can introduce yourself to me and maybe by then I will remember what I have forgotten. I am Winnie the Pooh.”

The young woman looked at the outstretched hand and grinned. She took it, shook, saying, “I am Christina Robin, but my friends call me Tina.”

“Christina Robin? Christina Robin?” pondered Pooh, trying to figure out why the name sounded familiar.

Piglet’s eyes went wide and he squeaked excitedly, “Christopher Robin?!”

“Not for a long time Piglet, but yes, it is me.” said Tina, rubbing the top of the small pig’s head fondly.

“Christina Robin? Christina Robin?” pondered Pooh, unaware of what had just been said since he was deep in a ponder. He looked up with a very confused look on his face and looked deeply into the familiar looking blue eyes. They reminded him of someone. “Christopher Robin? Is that you?”

Tina nodded. “Yes it is. I am sorry I have been away for so long, but I will probably be by more often now.”

“Was it Skool?” asked Pooh in a suspicious tone.

“Was it Skool what?” replied Tina, a bit confused by what Pooh Bear had asked, as it made less since than usual.

“Was it Skool that turned you into a… girl?”

Tina laughed, a clear sound that rang through the Hundred Acre Wood. “No, I was always a girl, but I kept telling myself I wasn’t. Not too many boys have tea parties with their stuffed animals you know. I just realized that I couldn’t hide anymore and became myself.”

“But if you were yourself how could you become yourself?” asked a very confused bear of very little brain.

“I just did. Don’t worry about it.”

Pooh nodded. If this was not something he needed to worry about then he didn’t have to worry about it. Besides, his best friend ever had returned with a new name and look. There was obviously so much he had missed and maybe they would have the time to catch up now. Pooh Bear smiled up at her and said, “Okay. You know… I missed you Christina Robin.”

Tina hugged the bear fondly and smiled at her oldest friend, deeply relieved that he had accepted her so readily. “I love you too, silly old bear.”

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And then Eeyore got drunk & tried to rape Tina Robbins

laika's picture

but Piglet came in just in time and used tae kwon do to kick his ass all over the Hundred Acre Wood-

Oh wait, wrong story. This was nice. Very sweet and nostalgic, Heather.

Although I heard that the guy who Christopher Robbins was based in already had issues with the reputation Milne's stories had left him with,
as some soft little boy, and would probably really dislike this one. But hey, this is for us, not him. Let him write his own story...
~~~heffalump huggles, Laika

No joke, this was supposed

No joke, this was supposed to be something to help people recover from A Splintered Life. I hope it helped.

And it was Tigger with the mad Kung Fu skillz not Piglet.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Sorry,

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the devil made me do it. This really was a perfect counterpoint to the heaviness of A Splintered Life.
And one more thing...

I was in a video store back in the early nineties and they were pushing the latest re-release of Disney's Winnie the Pooh
or one of the sequels. These two adorable college age girls were working there and they were singing along with
the song about "Huffalumps and Woozles", playfully regressing to their childhood ...... and I reflected sadly how I
had missed an early connection with these sweet characters, since when I was that age it had all beem about
The Blob & The Creature From the Black Lagoon with my male peer group, t.v. shows like The Man from UNCLE
and Combat. I could really relate to Caitlin as I read your series' about her, the part where her sorority sisters
would wax nostalgic about their favorite dolls, My Little Pony etc. and she had no such common memories.
Luckily the library gave me access Winnie the Pooh, the Mary Poppins books (better than the film)
and other girly treats that I really enjoyed as an adult. Better late than never :)
~~~hugs, Laika

Back before I joined the

Back before I joined the Army, in 95, I helped babysit a friends son. What we would do would be to put in Winnie the Pooh, sing along with it and then crash on the couch. There are several photos out there with the two of us sleeping on the couch together. Very cute.

Yeah, the Winnie the Pooh stories and poems and movies really have a soft spot in me.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Ohhh, the memories

When I was a wee lad, I can remember my dad reading me 'Pooh Stories' at bedtime. An excellent interpretation m'dear.

PB

Thank you very kindly. Part

Thank you very kindly. Part of the blame for this story goes to Edeyn who had the song, House at Pooh Corner by Kenny Loggins that he originally recorded with the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. I was listening to the song and then WHAM the story hit me. Once the Epic Quest of Epicness was finished I wrote it. So there you go.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Since...

...I was extremely isolated from my peer group, both male and female, I was able to get into some of that as a kid. I'm kind of surprised, looking back, that my mom never really picked up on the fact that it's not really typical for little boys to like Raggedy Anne and Andy, Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Bright, My Little Pony, The Black Stallion... Of course, then again I liked the He-Man dolls (though I could never convince my parents to get me the Teela/Sorceress one; not that I asked all that hard, as we'd never been very well off financially), Transformers (evidently I created some of my own out of cut and folded paper...), and GIJoe (again, same story with the Scarlet one). Of course, they never noticed how I was playing either...

I also finally caught on, after a few times being beaten on by the neighbor kids (again both male and female), that letting other people know about that sort of thing was a bit, er, "dangerous". >.< Oh, well. Sitting inside reading was easier anyway, right? ^^;

***

This was simply delightful, Heather! ^___^ Thank you so much. The feel of the prose was just right, and the story was warm and comfortable without being cloying. I enjoyed A Splintered Life for everything it was, and for what it didn't try to falsely be. I enjoyed Silly Old Bear for itself too, for the the kindly, nostalgic feel it gives, and for the relief to the intensity of Splintered as well.

-Liz, who hugged her stuffed red panda instead of the teddy bear, but...

-Liz

Successor to the LToC
Formerly known as "momonoimoto"

I am glad you got a bit of

I am glad you got a bit of happy nostalgia from this one. It was definitely written as a feel good counterbalance. :D

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Eeyore Was Always Making an Ass of Himself

When I was in the first grade I lived in a very small town that somehow had attracted a doctor. The doctor's son was in my class.

The doctor was a fan of A.A. Milne and organized us first grade boys into a social club called the Pooh Bears. Every week when we met he took us on an adventure and read us a story from Winnie the Pooh.

That was over fifty years ago.

About thirty years ago, that same doctor was involved with a fellow called Gordon Kaul.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Kahl

One day Kaul met with the doctor in a town called Medina in North Dakota. Federal Marshals, determined to arrest Kaul, had set up roadblocks to intercept Kaul after that meeting. One of the Marshals, a person I knew because his kids played with mine, was killed.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

Angela Rasch (Jill M I) (The name's Gahh -- ump . . . Jaa -- ill Gump)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Strange but true ?

ALISON

You know Heather,I always suspected that this was the case.
Beautifully told so for Heaven's sake stop apologising!
Just keep on writing!

ALISON

Personally, I used to be

Personally, I used to be very vain. I used to be amazingly assured that I was the most incredible human being ever, except for Leonardo Da Vinci. But the more I meditated the more I got more humble. And of course I am worried about how stories will be received. Publishing stories is a lot like showing your baby to strangers. It can be very nerve wracking.

And as for the story, it does play well... doesn't it.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

It goes...

in order of greatness... from the best human being to the worst:

  1. my "Kostbaarte"
  2. Jim Henson
  3. most of the rest of the people that ever lived
  4. anyone that's ever pissed me off
  5. most of my family
  6. my cousin
  7. my grandmother

So, I guess you could say that you tie for third place there, Heather...

After much consideration, my

After much consideration, my response is as follows. :P

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!

It's amazing what you can do with a little brain and a Pooh-stick. I've got away with it for years!

A very faithful rendering - which, as we all know, is a cement-based finish you put on the wall of a house.

You don't have to be mad to be English but is does help.

Susie

I am very particular about

I am very particular about my fanfic. I want the characters to be true to themselves and the plot to fit. I work really hard at it, though this one was quite easy.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

What a sweet tale

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Heather

A very gentle and sweet tale, and true to the style. Thank you.

Persephone

Persephone

Non sum qualis eram

You're welcome. I am glad

You're welcome. I am glad you enjoyed it.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

I agree

and thought the tale deserved a big AAAH, and not seemy jokes about raping and such like.

Briar

Briar

Silly Old Bear

Me, I always thought that boy was a girl! Just look at the shoes! Oh wel! nice to see a cute tale, Heather. Thanks.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Actually, Christopher Robin

Actually, Christopher Robin was dressed rather normally for a young boy of the Edwardian Period.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Thanks

I'm kinda missing my bear at the moment. He's being quarantined for bed bugs. Yes, I could spray him but I do not want to put chemicals on him since it tends to be, ya know.

Kim

Yeah, this is a kind of a

Yeah, this is a kind of a hug your teddy bear story.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

That reminds me...

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The wonderful thing about fan-fics
Is fan-fics are fanciful things!
They give us brand new perspectives
On stories that make our hearts sing!
They're brand new ways to tell these tales
And give us lots of fun
But the most wonderful things about fan-fics are
Stories like this one!
Fan-fics are entertaining
Fan-fics can be so sweet
This one sure is endearing!
That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about fan-fics
Is fan-fics are marvelous tales
They give flight to dreams and to wishes
They cause our imagination to sail!
They're lovely ways to give us hope
And make our journey fun!
But the most wonderful thing about fan-fics is
This Silly Old Bear is fun!
This Silly Old Bear is fun!


She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Thanks Tigger. This story

Thanks Tigger. This story needed that. :D

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Very Cute

I loved pooh. I felt bad for him because he was confused but glad he got his friend back.

Well, Pooh is a bear of very

Well, Pooh is a bear of very little brain and sometimes it takes him a while to catch up to everyone else.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

so sweet

It's just adorable. The way Pooh ponders on things and misses what is right in front of him, but then comes to the same conclusion anyway, and just accepts that it is not a thing he needs to worry about - very very sweet. I ♥ Pooh Bear (& you).

Thanks Beloved. I am happy

Thanks Beloved. I am happy you enjoyed it.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Very cute

and not outside the realm of possibility!

Thanks. I kind of wanted to

Thanks. I kind of wanted to write something that could be real.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Loved this sweet

little story, Even if it did not have enough Tigger moments in it, But i guess that does not matter, Because at least Pooh found his friend once again!

Kirri

More Tigger would have been

More Tigger would have been good and I realized that I forgot the have any Eeyore in it. I feel so bad for forgetting him but I can hear him complaining about it.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Sweet sweet story. Thank you

Sweet sweet story. Thank you sharing :)

Megumi :)

Yule

Bailey's Angel
The Godmother :p

A cute little story Heather,

A cute little story Heather, and very true to the characters as best I can remember them. But then, you've already proven you're exceptionally good at using other people's characters and being true to those characters!

I am so behind on my reading, though. What's this Splintered Life business? Now I'm going to have to go read that... ;)

Saless 


Kittyhawk"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America


"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America

What a lovely, sweet story!

Just the way it should be. I have always loved the relationship between Pooh and Christopher/Christina Robin, and this story preserves every bit of that,
I think that if Milne was alive, he would have liked this story.
In fact, if you were to write another, perhaps with Tigger, of maybe Owl...it might be very interesting. Just saying...

Wren

If inspiration strikes I

If inspiration strikes I will happily write that.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

can't believe I forgot to comment on this one

truly sweet. To me, it shows what the Pooh stories were all about - even though every character in the Hundred Acre Wood was different, they had their strengths and weaknesses, but they all accepted each other just as they were.

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Pretty much why I wrote this.

Pretty much why I wrote this. If anyone would just accept a transperson at face value it would be Pooh Bear and friends.

Heather

We are the change that will save the world.

Awww ...

... this is such a sweet story! I'm so glad Pooh was able to accept Tina as she is. That kinda friendship is one of the specialest things ya can ever have. :)