Mindy Python's Flying Circus

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It's... Mindy Python's Flying Circus!!!!
Kristine Roland and Jennifer Brock
of National Public Chatrooms
It's Transformative
(Vivaldi plays in background)

Kristy:
Marconi, Curie, Spillaine, Panties...I'm sorry, Hemingway, Cather, Vonnegut, Cartland, and Halfelven. Names that will live for ever. But there is one chatter whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Pippa von Prada de von SachsMutiblissen Melaniecorsetmacher AmberschlaffenBobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtraveler Brockengardner Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Herekittykittykitty Kindlykatie Lurkenvisitor Ronnieschwester and Everybodyelse auf Yahoo.

To do justice to this woman, thought by many to be the greatest name in chatroom circles, we present a profile of Pippa von Prada de von Sachs Mutiblissen Melaniecorsetmache, Amberschlaffen Bobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtravele, Brockengardne, Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Herekittykittykitty Kindlykatie Lurkenvisitor Ronnieschwester and Everybodyelse auf Yahoo.

We start with an interview with her only cousin from Astoria, Maria von Prada de von Sachs Mutiblissen Melaniecorsetmacher Amberschlaffen Bobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtraveler Brockengardner Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Hereittykittykitty Kindlykatie Lurkenvisitor Ronnieschwester....(fades out)

Cut to old woman sitting blanketed, in wheel-chair, as she speaks, intercut with shot of interviewer nodding and looking interested.

Maria:
Oh yes. I remember my cousin Pippa von Prada de von Sachs Mutiblissen Melaniecorsetmacher Amberschlaffen Bobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtraveler Brockengardner Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Herekittykittykitty Kindlykatie Lurkenvisitor Ronnieschwester and Everybodyelse auf Yahoo, She was with her sweetie, Sweetie von Prada de von Sachs...

Jenni: (as she speaks intercut with shots of Pippa nodding and trying to look interested)

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Ms. von Prada de von Sachs Mutiblissen Melaniecorsetmacher Amberschlaffen Bobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtraveler Brockengardner Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Herekittykittykitty Kindlykatie lurkenvisitor Ronnieschwester everybodyelse auf Yahoo, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Pippa von Prada de von Sachs Mutiblissen Melaniecorsetmacher Amberschlaffen Bobbieperkie Pastorbetina Rolandtraveler Brockengardner Dreaweeper Cindytimestwo Herekittykittykitty Kindlykatie Lurkenvisitor, Ronnieschwester and Everybodyelse auf Yahoo.

No response. She shakes the old woman, then gets up and listens to his heart. Realizing with exasperation that her interviewee has fallen asleep.

Jenni:
A tribute to Pippa von Prada de von Sachs...

Cut to
Emily Bronte:
...Mutiblissen...

Mary Shelly:
...Melaniecorsetmacher...

Olive Oyl:
...Amberschlaffen...

Ginger from Gilligan's Island:
...Bobbieperkie...

Mona Lisa
...Pastorbetina...

Jennifer Aniston:
...Rolandtraveler...

Jessica Rabbit:
...Brockengardner...

June Allyson:
...Dreaweeper...

Willa Cather:
...Cindytimestwo...

Botticelli's Venus:
...Herekittykittykitty...

Maria von Trapp
...Kindlykatie...

Dita Von Tease
...Lurkenvisitor...

Patty Duke
...Ronnieschwester...

Christine Jorgensen:
...Everybodyelse auf Yahoo...

Kristy:
...auf Yahoo...

It's Transformative is a production of National Public Chatrooms, funded in part by Rasch/MI Writing Tutorial DVDs and by contributions from viewers like you. (Pay us enough and we'll go away!) Produced and Directed by Suzie Heywood, with permission granted by Heywood TelePictures, LTD. Distributed by Movin'Dirt Productions. Kristy and Jenni Action Figures available at Girls R US. No animals were harmed in the production of this show. The production was catered by LizABakeries and Meltonia Organic Italian Restaurant and Deli, proud servers of Tuna of the Land Tunafish...We're Dolphin Free...not so sure about Porpoises and Narwhals, though!


Base on a television sketch by
Monty Python's Flying Circus



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