Merry Maladies 1


Hannah Barbarella Presents
Merry Maladies

First Up...The Jetsons in -


Oh George!???


Jane:
Sweetheart, Mr. Spacely called, and he wants to know when you'll be finishing the Jupiter account. I don't know how long I can stall him.

George:
Gee, Jane, you think he'd give me a break. I slaved over that account for ten minutes last night. And if he doesn't like it, I can always go to Cogswell Cogs.

Jane:
Honey...you're going to have to tell him sometime.

George:
I know...It's just he...well...when I told him about my Real Life Test, he wouldn't hear of it. He said, 'Jetson! You've got fifteen minutes to finish with this nonsense...'

Jane:
Well, you have to admit, fifteen minutes is an awfully long time.

George:
I know. It only took twelve minutes, fortunately, and that was including the surgery. Tell him if he calls again that I'll be back after lunch, okay?

Jane:
Well, okay. I'm so glad we have medical insurance. Oh, and by the way? You look great in maroon, honey!


Next...Yogi Bear in -

Oh Oh BooBoo Wow!

Yogi:
Ah...gee, BooBoo, whatcha doin?

BooBoo:
Nuthin', Yogi, just gettin' ready.

Yogi:
Ah...BooBoo...we're only going to TGIFridays...what's takin' you so long?

BooBoo:
Gee...Yogi...Give me a minute...I'm just gettin'...ready...give me a sec, okay?

Yogi:
Oh...fuck...BooBoo...

BooBoo:
Oh....Yogi!


And to round our our show...

Jonny Quest: Summer Fun!

Race Bannon:
I'm a little worried about Jonny, Professor Quest.

Dr. Benton Quest:
How so, Race? He did well last term especially in chemistry. Since he's been away at boarding school, I've heard nothing but good news.

Race:
Well, I'm glad to know that he did well, but it's the chemistry that has me concerned ...really.

Dr. Quest:
I'm sure everything is okay. What could possibly go wrong?

Race:
Well, he and Hadjii have been...experimenting...since he got back for summer vacation.

Dr. Quest:
I really think you're worrying too much, Race. You need to lighten up.

Race:
Well, Dr. Quest, he's your kid, but maybe you should wait until you see the two of them. Hadjii, Jonny? Can you guys come here for a moment?

Hadjii and Jonny:
Okay! Just a second.....Okay...what's up?

Dr. Quest:
Oh...MY GAWWWWDDDD!!!!


HB and Hannah Barbarella copyright 1975 Hannah Barbarella Productions. Directed by Veronica Hannah and produced by Joanne Barbarella. Distributed by Heywood Films, LTD, London, UK. All rights and lefts reserved.



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