The moon is in its seventh house. Greg is on his very first high. The dawning of the Age of Aquarius came late to Bellington College. Greg finds love, but will he risk all to keep it?
Do What You Wanna Do
By Angela Rasch
If I could have shaved without a mirror, I would have avoided all the lies and deception it offered. It falsely reflected a college senior about to embark on his last nine months on campus honing his talents and social skills, in order to conquer the world. He looked relatively happy with himself and unafraid of the challenges ahead.
Lies, all of it, except for the fact that next spring I would graduate from Bellington College with a B.A. in sociology.
“Greg,” my roommate called from the hall, outside the communal bathroom in our fraternity house, “are you coming with? We’re leaving for breakfast, in five minutes.”
“No, you guys go on ahead. I’ve got some things to do this morning.”
He knew I couldn’t get ready to go along that quickly -- and I knew they didn’t really want me to go along, because I added almost nothing to their fun. The game the brothers of Epsilon Delta played pretended that we were a society of equals, brothers to one and all.
“Bothers” to one and all would be more like it. Each interpersonal frat relationship carried the weight of group expectations and needs.
I couldn’t be glib, like them -- and I preferred the sidelines to actual participation, in most discussions.
Twenty minutes later, I meandered across the campus mall toward a solitary breakfast in the Student Union. I would have a healthy breakfast of fried eggs, sausage, ham, and butter-fried potatoes -- a high protein diet to get me off to a good start.
Discarded picket signs, on the mall, indicated some sort of protest had occurred.
About a hundred radical students, who thought Indiana was Haight-Ashbury, always stirred up trouble about Southeast Asia.
Summer of love? Not here. Not in my world.
The chances of me getting drafted seemed pretty remote. I had voted for McCarthy --but that hadn’t gotten me anywhere. Some said he would actually run for president, in three years in '72. But we would be long out of Vietnam by then -- and he was a one-trick pony.
I probably could have guessed who the protestors had been. Bellington hand-picked its student population from the right families, with a discriminating eye toward the liberal part of a liberal arts education.
Even though most of the guys dressed like ivy-league students, we had our fringe lunatics. According to the student handbook, we supposedly kept an open mind toward all elements, and we tried our hardest to be outwardly accepting.
The leader of the “hippies” had actually spent four years in Southeast Asia, as an advisor. He had been there quite a while ago, before all that crap, with the commies in Tonkin Gulf. He wore a lot of old army clothes -- “fatigues” he called them.
He and his group normally sat in the Student Union drinking coffee and discovering new uses for the word “fuck.”
I had studied “hippies” in Sociology 420, a class about modern movements that occurred around us.
He spoke in a colorful language sprinkled with phrases like “number ten” and “fubar.” He could say "fubar" without most people knowing he had just said "fuck." The old vet had mastered some form of judo while in the army, which stopped some of my fraternity brothers from kicking the shit out of him. Kicking the shit out of assholes was the quickest route to a “Big Man On Campus” designation.
“Could I have the $1.09, please?” I had changed my mind and decided to splurge on a steak and eggs breakfast. The counter woman’s hairnet had seen better days. Her cigarette seemed to be glued to her lower lip. It hung there, even as she counted out my change.
I stood in line for ten minutes, waiting as they grilled my steak, thinking about how I would use my Saturday. I had a speech to prepare for English 306 and a book report on An American Tragedy to write for English Lit. I had decided Theodore Dreiser had given the reader a stern warning, about the care needed in selecting your friends. One bonehead mistake and life is over.
“Who has the $1.09?” The girl behind the counter held out a platter loaded with fried potatoes, eggs, and a twelve-ounce porterhouse.
I reached, but before I could take it from her, a skinny arm attached to a handful of long, slender fingers had beaten me to it.
“Excuse me, Miss,” I said in protest, to the back of her head.
She turned and surprised me with her wispy mustache and skimpy beard. “He” smiled. “Sorry, man. I think we must have ordered the same thing. It’s yours, if you want it.”
My hands extended in front of me -- fingers up and palms toward him -- declining his offer.
My face flushed. Never before had I mistaken a boy for a girl. I struggled to make a proper, profuse apology. “I. . .I. . .. Look I didn’t mean anything by calling you ‘Miss.’”
“No big deal,” he offered. “My old lady has been telling me to get a haircut. But I don’t want to waste the bread.”
“Who has the $1.09?” The girl said it, and offered another plate to whoever would take it -- exactly the same way she had fifteen seconds before, totally oblivious to the enormous harm she had caused.
I grabbed my plate and then turned to find a place to sit. Saturday mornings weren’t particularly busy on campus -- but more than half the room had been roped off, so they could wax the floor.
“We can share that table,” the hippie offered, pointing his plate toward a table for two, that appeared to be the only one in the room available.
I really didn’t want to be seen with him. However, it was likely none of my fraternity brothers -- and certainly none of my instructors -- would be in the cafeteria that early, on a Saturday. Outside of my roommate, and a few others at the house, almost everyone at Epsilon Delta was sleeping off a late-night kegger.
My roommate and his buddies had gone to check out a farmer in the next county, who might allow them to hunt on his land.
I sat down with the long-haired freak -- but kept my head on a swivel, in case someone came in who I knew. I didn’t want the shit kicked out of me -- simply because I had chowed down with a hippie.
He smiled quite a bit more than necessary -- but hadn’t said much. I assumed from the length of his hair, that he had homosexual desires, which made me a little bit nauseous.
We had also briefly discussed homosexuals in my sociology courses -- and I could probably stomach it, if I ever really met one.
A nice-looking girl brought us refills for our coffee. She would keep our cups full as long as we sat there.
Our campus had about ten guys for every one girl and a lot of local girls worked in the cafeteria -- trying to snatch up a college-educated husband.
“My name is Celestial,” he said, “but if that makes you uncomfortable, you can call me Les.” His voice had an airiness to it that matched his long, blond hair. “My old lady says I’m fucked-up to have a name that sounds like a heavenly body. Wow!” He grinned. “That’s some heavy shit she lays on me.”
The stack room of the library suddenly seemed like the perfect place for me. I needed to write my report, re-write it, and then give it to that girl, over in Dymane Hall, who typed papers.
In the interest of learning a bit more about the “hippie” movement, I decided to be brave and sit with him a few more minutes. Contrary to what I had heard -- he didn’t seem to stink. “Why do you grow your hair so long?”
“You’ve got that backward, man. It’s you that’s all hung up on hair. My long hair is natural because I don’t do anything to it. That makes it beautiful -- because it’s in its true state. Being natural is beautiful, don’t you think.”
I nodded but remained unmoved. “Are you a homosexual?”
He snorted, as if my question came out of left field. “Not that I know of. Mostly my hair means I’m willing to stand up for my rights to be a human being, who is harmless to all others."
He sounds like a protester. I’d better be careful, or I’ll end up on an F.B.I. list of subversives.
“The ‘man’ isn’t going to get me on a treadmill of killing for the military-industrial complex.” When he picked up his coffee cup he did so in a delicate way that caused me to check the room again to see who was taking the time to watch us.
He probably suffers from the ill-effects of smoking marijuana, which has a reputation for changing sex genes.
Although our Sociology of Today instructor said no scientific studies had been done, he told us of reported cases of male hippies growing breasts.
“I haven’t seen you around campus before,” I said. If I had, I would have noticed him. My crewcut wasn’t our only contrast. He had probably purchased every stitch of clothing on his back from a thrift shop, including his cracked and broken shoes.
“I transferred in -- because there’s a commune two miles from campus I might live in, if my old lady and I get tired of our apartment. A bunch of us had thought about going to Berkeley, but things have gotten too weird there. I’m just not into all that weird shit, man.”
Obviously! Hair down to his ass -- and he’s “not into weird shit." Riiiight!
“Too much fucking LSD out there,” he moaned. “I’m psychedelic and all that crap, but wow, if I can’t grow it, I don’t want it in me. Know what I mean, man? Now that they’ve fucking made LSD illegal, it’s become a bad trip. Bummer.”
He seemed weirdly rational and maybe even reasonable. I decided to let him know I was hip. “I saw some ‘grass’ once.”
He looked at me as if I had said something funny, but didn’t laugh. “It’s all tied together now so tight it makes my head hurt. This war is fucked-up. Drugs are righteous. Free love is righteous. What we’ve been handed is crap. The whole materialistic bullshit we’ve been fed in Disney cartoons. . .it’s fucked-up shit.”
My mind drifted to the last Disney movie I had seen -- a free movie in the Student Union -- Peter Pan. I chuckled a bit to myself about that scene where the Indians dance to a funny song about what made the red man red. What can be wrong with a simple movie like that?
He pulled a square of tinfoil from an inside pocket of his heavily-beaded vest. “My old lady made brownies last night. Want one?” He tore his brownie in half, and then slid it to me across the Formica surface of the table.
There are certain things about college life that aren’t all that great, such as no brownies. I accepted his gift with a smile.
“If my hair freaks people out,” he said, biting into his half with a huge grin, “I love it. Freaking out people makes them think.”
I bit into my brownie with a little less gusto, worried that it might be old or something, but to my surprise, it tasted wonderful.
For some reason, I found Les totally fascinating. Compared to my straight existence, his life seemed like it had been filmed in Technicolor.
I never made it to the library that morning. Les proudly told me the brownie I ate had been laced with marijuana. At first, I had been incensed – but for some reason, I felt somewhat sanguine. I decided to roll with what happened until the effects of the brownie wore off.
Later at his apartment, Les introduced me to what he called a water-filled “bong.”
After experiencing the dreamy qualities of a marijuana-induced “high” for over thirty minutes, I questioned what other lies the establishment had perpetrated. I hadn’t gone mad smoking dope.
Not once had I wanted to fly like a bird. I felt, for lack of a better phrase, in a groove.
We rapped about everything of importance.
Les’ “old lady” turned out to be a sophomore who called herself Jovian.
“Jovian was a Roman god called Jupiter,” I giggled, staring at her. “You’re not a boy.”
In her short leather skirt, she looked tremendously available. Her legs went all the way up to her. . ..
If her love is free, I’m in. I giggled again.
“Gender shit is crap,” Jovian said, with more authority than I had ever heard from a woman.
My mother had worked outside-the-home for years and had been elected president of the PTA, so I knew about strong women. You couldn’t make Mom shut up and stay in her place. No sir!
“If everyone could just get into nurturing,” Jovian said, “it would be easier to spread the power of peace and kindness.”
I noted that Jovian didn’t throw around “fucks.” I admired that and wanted to make love to her because of it.
Jovian and Les seemed to be two of the kindest, gentlest, sweetest people I had ever met. Compared to them -- my fraternity brothers deserved the “animal” label they coveted.
She sat on the floor with me. My body flung itself all over the place, but she had her legs folded under her and looked quite comfortable.
“The nuclear family is an oppressive invention of an oppressive government,” she said, taking a long “hit” from the bong and then passing it to me.
Les leaned back in his beanbag chair. “I’m thinking about joining the SDS and going to fucking Washington. It’s time to tell the world it’s fucked-up. We’re going to change it, man.”
His altruistic aims stood in contrast to my immediate goals -- to test the limits of my high, and then make love to Jovian -- if that would be okay with Les.
Until I had met them, I had been firmly against pre-marital sex and had been saving myself for marriage.
For what? It’s all crap. I could get sent to Vietnam and die an asshole virgin, in some rice paddy.
“I want women to have the chance to be equal to men,” I said, thinking myself to be quite open-minded.
Jovian giggled. “Women who want to be equal to men lack ambition.”
We all nodded sagely.
“Right on,” Les said. He picked up a bit of beadwork Jovian had been doing and started to work on it. The sight of him acting that feminine unnerved me. But on the other hand, it appeared quite natural.
I thought about where I would have been and what I would be doing, if I had gone out for breakfast, with my roommate. All of a sudden, my life seemed meaningless.
Les and Jovian have things figured out. They have their shit together, while my life is “fucked up.”
“Don’t you think Celestial is pretty?” Jovian asked.
I giggled. “Men aren’t pretty. Men are handsome.”
“Celestial is beautiful,” Jovian said and stood up. She put a Mama’s and the Papa’s LP on her hi-fi.
We passed the bong and listened to their four-part harmony on the album You Can’t Believe Your Eyes and Ears, a sound like no other.
Jovian swayed to the music and softly sang along.
I need no more convincing. Life, as I have been living it, is a bummer.
The only time either of them criticized me had been when I “Bogarted” a joint.
“You gotta go where you wanna go,” she sang, “Do what you wanna do.”
Her wanna’s echoed around the room in an erotic way leaving me hard. Her long dress did nothing to hide her distinctly feminine figure.
I’ve heard that some hippie girls don’t even wear underwear. She isn’t wearing a bra.
Jovian turned off the hi-fi and knelt before Celestial, with his face in her hands. “Where do you wanna go?” She spun toward me and took my hands in hers. “What do you wanna do?”
I didn’t have to think too long. “Graduate on time and get a good job.”
“Man,” Celestial said, ”you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus. And, if you’re off the bus, you’ll get left behind.”
Jovian nodded and gave her body to the beat of some unnamed song that had to be running through her head. “That’s so sad, Greg. There’s time though. You’ll figure it out.”
My hard-on faded. I wanted so badly to understand what to say and how to be like them.
“What do you wanna do?” Jovian asked of Celestial.
His face turned red. As “laid back” as he came across, it seemed unlikely that his thoughts could embarrass him. He took a deep hit on the bong and then held the smoke much longer than I thought he should have.
After he exhaled, he pulled his legs under himself as Jovian had. “Do you really want to know, man? Because if I tell you what I really, really want, it will blow your fucking mind.”
We nodded, encouraging him to tell us.
“It’ll blow your mind,” he said again. “I promise you it’s an outta-sight mind-fuck.”
I looked to Jovian, whose face reflected the love I could tell Celestial had for her.
Even though they both believed in free love, I felt less and less sure Celestial would be okay, with me making love to Jovian.
Jovian stood behind Celestial and rubbed his temples. “Tell us Celestial. What do you wanna do?”
“I don’t think so,” he said. “It’s really out there, man.” He picked up his bongo set and pounded out a haunting meter.
“Get on the bus, Celestial. You’re starting to bring me down.” Jovian came around in front of Celestial and kissed him on the lips. “There’s nothing you wanna do that’s going to be a bad trip for me. It’s all okay. Don’t start getting all uptight on me.”
Despite myself -- I hoped that what he wanted to do was -- to go into the bedroom and share Jovian with me.
He opened his mouth. For a few seconds, nothing came out, as if his tongue had numbed. “I want to be beautiful,” he finally said -- quietly. “I want to be pretty.”
“You are already,” Celestial reminded him.
We had just been over that. Maybe he’s burnt?
“No,” he said, looking quite sad. “I really want to be pretty. Like you.” A tear ran down his cheek.
“You’re the most beautiful man I know,” Jovian said.
I nodded. He does look pretty — in a way.
“But,” he whispered, “I don’t want to be a beautiful man.”
Jovian laughed. “Are you tripping? ‘I wanna be beautiful. I don’t wanna be beautiful.’ What’s your thing, man?”
Jovian and I both stared at him.
Tears poured from his eyes as he struggled to find words. He shook his head and bit his lip. “It’s this crazy dream, man,” he said. “Ever since I was four, I’ve had this fucked-up dream.”
“It’s okay,” I said. “We all have aspirations. It’s okay to dream about becoming someone rich and powerful.”
He stood and paced the room. “Not rich and powerful. Fuck.” His face twisted in anguish. “Oh shit! I want to beautiful, man. I want to be a pretty, beautiful girl.”
I gasped.
Jovian giggled, but it sounded hollow. “What do you mean, Les?”
“I’m not sure,” he said. “But every night I go to bed and dream that somehow I became a girl and it makes me happy. . .then I wake up.”
“You said,” I whined, feeling bummed out, “you said you’re not a homosexual.”
“He’s not,” Jovian stated. “He’s my fulltime lover.” Her hands rubbed his shoulders, which I noted weren’t as big or broad -- as they should be.
“I’m not into guys,” I said, setting boundaries that I wouldn’t violate -- no matter what.
“That’s not it,” Les said. “Even my name -- ‘Celestial’ -- is secretly a form of ‘Celeste.’ I named myself after my favorite movie star, Celeste Holm. Remember her from All About Eve.”
I nodded and tried to see anything about Les that reminded me of her, which I didn’t. “Maybe you could be a Hare Krishna? They wear dresses, sort of.”
“No,” Les replied. “It’s more than the clothes. I can’t figure it all out, man.”
Jovian had stopped swaying. “Are you for real?”
Les nodded.
“Do you want me to call you ‘Celeste?’” Jovian asked in a timid tone that indicated she didn’t really want to hear the answer.
Les nodded, and then hung his head in misery.
“I. . .I can do that,” Jovian stated quietly, and then signaled to me with her hand, to join her in bringing Celeste back into his groove.
“Uh-huh,” I agreed. “If you want to be called ‘Celeste’ I’m all for it.” My mind reeled. “Do you suppose it’s the marijuana? Have you smoked so much it’s changing you into a girl?”
Les closed his eyes -- possibly to think.
Jovian shook her head. “I love being a girl. Being a girl is a rush. Oh wow! I don’t want to change to be a boy -- and I smoke more dope than Celeste.”
Celeste? In a way, it sounded less affected than “Celestial” and seemed to fit him more than “Les.”
“It’s not the wacky tobaccy,” Celeste said. “I wasn’t smoking dope in the third grade when I snuck into my sister’s room and tried on her dress.”
“Big deal,” I argued. “One Halloween, my sister dressed me up as a witch. But Mom made her take it off me, before I went out in public.”
“It wasn’t just one time,” Celeste admitted. “I dressed in my sister’s clothes every chance I got.”
“You did?” Jovian asked. “Do you like boys? Do you make love to boys when I’m not around? Did you bring Greg here to make love to him?” Although she certainly had the right to ask, her questions seemed to be surprisingly loaded with animosity.
“No,” he answered quietly. “I’ve thought about things like that. But I don’t think I’m into boys. I’m definitely into you.”
Jovian’s face registered immense relief. “That’s good, good, good.”
Les turned to me. “No offense, Greg.”
“None taken,” I replied, pleased he cared.
He smiled and passed me the bong. “Take another hit of Mexican Mary Jane. I scored a dime bag. It’s righteous weed.”
“You are pretty,” I said to Celeste after inhaling another toke of bliss. “With your long hair and soft features, you are pretty.” It felt weird saying it, but I owed it to him for sharing his stash -- and he did look sort of lovely.
“No.” Celeste dissolved into tears as he sank to the floor. He didn't cry like any man I had ever seen -- more like a miserable woman, who couldn’t imagine a future for herself.
Jovian knelt next to him and pulled him into a hug. She held him and cooed. “Celeste, it will be okay. You can’t flow against your Karma. We’ll find a way to make it okay.”
I felt completely useless. Jovian looked sexier than ever holding him. I wanted to show her how resourceful I could be. I wanted her to know how good I could be, at solving problems.
I studied the two of them intently -- opening my mind to all the possibilities. The similarities between the two of them couldn’t be denied. In fact, Celeste’s hair was actually longer than Jovian’s, although greasy and matted.
Neither of them could weigh more than a hundred and twenty pounds. They probably drank Tab and used Sweet-N-Low, in their coffee. They appeared to be about the same size.
Uh-huh! They are about the same size. “Jovian, why don’t you make Celeste pretty?”
They both looked at me with big, puppy-eyes. They wanted someone to help them.
I have the power to be that person.
“Unless I’m hallucinating,” I said, “you two appear to be about twins, in the way you’re built. Of course, Celeste needs to grow a couple of. . ..” I indicated breasts by cupping my hands where my breasts would be, if I had some.
Jovian eyed Celeste. “I see what you mean.”
“Your dresses fit me,” Celeste said, his face turning bright red.
“Oh,” Jovian exclaimed, “I wondered why. . ..”
Celeste turned to me. “Do you want to be a woman, too?”
I laughed, but the idea of being with two women as fine as those two intrigued me.
“Do your own thing,” Jovian declared with virtuous anger. “The establishment tries to control people, by arbitrarily deciding who should wear what. That’s bogus.” She stared intently at Celeste. “Let’s take a shower. I want to work with your hair. We need to clean a little fuzz off your face, arms, and legs.”
They went into the bathroom. For the next thirty minutes, I could hear almost constant giggling that made me even hornier.
I turned on the hi-fi receiver and listened to the radio, to take my mind off what had happened, but every song was a reminder. The disc jockey play Johnny Cash's Boy Named Sue, Steppenwolf's Born to be Wild, the Rascal's People Got to be Free, John Fred's Judy in Disguise, and Marvin Gaye's Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing.
When they came out, a shy and nervous Celeste looked strangely appealing in a long granny dress. Her shy awkwardness faded quickly, after I rose and gave her a hug.
Hugs hadn’t been my thing, before meeting Celeste. But they had quickly become natural.
“Your feet are too big for my shoes,” Jovian said apologetically, “but I normally go barefoot. We’ll paint your toes and you’ll be just perfect.” She then spent a long time making Celeste’s fingernails and toenails pink, during which we did another number.
“Out of sight! It’s a good thing you still had a few bras,” Celeste giggled at one point, “or we would have had no place for my boobs.” Celeste had stuffed the bra with something to create a figure that closely matched Jovian’s.
“You look groovy, in my threads,” Jovian said. “Next week, we should make you something adorable of your own. We can tie-dye a dress, for you.”
“Power to the people,” Celeste's chest moved, in that way that made me think of great sex.
“I didn’t think hippies used make-up,” I offered, as Jovian sat Celeste in front of her and brightened her face with a variety of cosmetics.
“Far out,” she said. “That’s what we like people to think.”
When Jovian finished, it became hard for me to remember Celeste had really been Les. She looked nifty, like a real flower child.
Jovian lit incense and rubbed a pleasing, vanilla lotion into Celeste. Celeste’s hair dried enough for Jovian to brush it, and then weaved a few strands into a small braid that circled the top of Celeste’s head.
Then Jovian wove flowers into that braid. The rest of Celeste’s hair hung straight down, so that she looked a bit like a honey-blonde Janis Joplin.
“I’m so fucking stoned,” I moaned, feeling turned-on.
“Celeste,” Jovian said with an evil grin, “let’s show Greg what we do to men who get wasted in our pad.”
The two of them jumped on my body and tickled me all over. I melted into a helpless puddle. Jovian eased off first, leaving Celeste to keep up the torture.
After she quit, I found myself lying under her on the floor with her crimson mouth inches away from mine.
It was perfectly natural when we kissed.
It felt even more natural when Jovian sat next to me on the floor and took a turn kissing my lips.
“Mmmmm,” I said, after we all came up for air, “You both are so beautiful I can hardly stand it.” At that moment, I would have gladly taken the two of them into their bedroom, but Jovian had other ideas.
“Let’s go for a walk,” she suggested.
Celeste took a sharp breath. “I can’t.”
“Can’t or won’t?” Jovian asked. “Are you worried about the ‘man’ all of sudden?”
I had become a spectator, as they challenged each other to new heights. The idea of walking across campus, with those two, felt oddly exciting. “Let’s do it,” I said. “You’re both too lovely, to hide from the world. You should show everyone what being pretty is all about.”
Celeste smiled and then she took my face in her hands and kissed me deeply. Our tongues met. “When we get back, I want to see if I like boys.”
“I think you do,” Jovian said, as she giggled. “I think I like the idea of you liking boys. If your boyfriends all are as nice as Greg, we can share. That would be beautiful.”
My mind raced as I tried to think of ways to make them forget about the stroll across campus, in favor of a short leap, into their sack.
Jovian added another set of love-beads around Celeste’s neck. “Let’s go before one of us gets all chickened out.”
Celeste shot Jovian a look that said neither of them would ever back down.
As amazing as the two of them had looked in their apartment, they looked a hundred times better in natural sunlight. They pranced more than they walked, dancing around trees and running across wide-open areas of grass holding hands.
Happiness soared from their heads in shades of pastel blues and pinks. Watching them made me wonder if I was looking at a preview of heaven. I calculated the eternity it would take, to get them back to the apartment and into my arms.
“Hey, look at the hippie chicks.”
I recognized the voice breaking into my perfect world as Stuart from my fraternity. He was the one guy in our house who couldn’t wait to “kill a few gooks.”
“If they didn’t smell so bad, I’d love to fuck me a hippie chick.”
I turned and saw Stuart walking with Pockets, who had become infamous for drinking from a gallon jug at keggers. They both had dressed in their ROTC parade uniforms and spit-shined boots, which meant they were going over to the stadium, for extra credit marching.
I didn’t particularly like either of them. They embarrassed everyone during Hell Week when they paddled the pledges and made up obscene things, for them to do. Most of the time during Hell Week -- I stayed in my room.
Jovian and Celeste turned to find me. They stood about a hundred feet away.
Stuart and Pockets had stopped, about halfway between us. My marijuana high picked that moment to wear off. I had lost my buzz. I stepped behind a tree.
“What the fuck!” Stuart shouted. He pointed at Celeste, who had one hand on her hip and the other held up toward him -- flipping him the peace sign. “That’s no fucking broad. She’s a guy.”
Pockets moved warily toward Celeste, as if she might be contagious. If I ran quickly, I could’ve cut them off. I wasn’t a physical match for either of them, but I most likely could’ve gotten them to back off.
Instead, I froze.
“He’s a god-damned fairy,” Stuart screamed. “I hate fucking faggots.”
“Are you a peace-loving, hippie faggot?” Pockets shouted. “You misfits are dangerous to our world. I oughta fuck you up good.”
“Leave Celeste alone,” Jovian yelled. Both Jovian and Celeste looked toward me with those same puppy-eyes I’d seen, no more than three hours earlier.
This time I solved the problem. . .by moving further behind my tree.
Perhaps Stuart and Pockets have a point? What had I been thinking?
Stuart shoved Jovian aside. Pockets took a menacing step toward Celeste.
“Hey man,” Celeste said, “we aren’t looking for any trouble. Be cool.”
I wanted to intercede. But I knew if I came forward, both Stuart and Pockets would know immediately what I had been planning to do with Celeste. That would mean the end of me.
Pockets advanced again toward Celeste.
She reacted by retreating.
The hem of her granny dress hooked on her bare heel, pulling her over backward.
She reached back to catch herself -- but her head struck the marble base of a Korean War monument with the sickening sound of a dropped watermelon.
She died before she hit the ground.
The pigs called it “an unfortunate accident.”
The college gave Pockets and Stuart enough credits to graduate early -- to get them off campus. The Army immediately commissioned them as first lieutenants. Neither one of them came back from alive Vietnam.
My guess is they both were fragged.
The hippies didn’t even protest the circumstances of Lester’s death. They seemed embarrassed, by how he had been dressed.
Jovian dropped out of college.
I never saw her again.
Someone said she joined a commune in Oregon. When the yearbook came out, I found out her real name had been ‘Jennifer.’
I never came out from behind my tree. More often than not, I dream about that day and what happened and what might have happened. . .and wake up screaming my regrets.
The End
Thanks to Gabi for the review and help.
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Comments
What if ...
What if,
One of the most powerful and sad phrases known to man. Multiple lives changed probably for the worse, a loving person dead all because of what if.
Short and not sweet, Angela. Very sad story.
Bravo but I'm don't feel like cheering. This one was too close to reality.
John in wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Wow
I knew I wouldn't go wrong reading an Angela Rasch story. Good one, sad in many ways.
-- Donna Lamb, Flack
-- Donna Lamb, ex-Flack
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I wasn't exactly there...
...but I was in the neighborhood.
The idealism, fucked up that it was at times, was amazing. People really thought they could change the world. Maybe they did but your story proves that it isn't the world that can or must change, it's people. Have people changed? I don't know.
As we used to say in the seventies; what goes around comes around and vice versa, shit happens, LSATYD, keep on trucking -- and keep on keeping on.
Good job.
Hugs,
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Through a lens, darkly....
The only problem with the past is our memory of it...we mix the view from today with the selcted images of then, stir in a blender with just a pinch of nostalgia and a dash of regret...
I did enjoy this, but then again, I wonder if "ya hadda be there" to feel the flavors...
Thanks, Angela, for putting it out there.
Slothrop
Oh man...
...that's a downer. A couple of steps and an unspoken word or two and you get tragedy and millstones. Damn. This has the ring of truth though I trust it isn't. A few of the expressions got me slightly, I can figure most.. but what's a 'number ten'?
Oh.. yes I note the word, not the number. See I can learn.
Kristina
Yes, I Know...
...there's some truth to the stereotypes; I didn't grow a beard until after I graduated from Cal in '72 because it would have given the Wrong Message to the athletes and coaches I was working with (as statistician and beat reporter).
But we have a cast of characters (and a climax) here that seem to me to be too much in the broad parody mode to be taken seriously, placed in positions where we nevertheless seem to be intended to care about and sympathize with them.
It didn't work effectively for me. Your mileage, of course, may vary.
Eric
Number 7
Angela, I can only suppose that your narrator fared a little better than I did in the draft lottery?:)I am not quite sure what years you had in mind for this but I think it's a good story and an interesting effort to compress a few of the macro-issues into some micro-ones plus the TG stuff. I have to admit I was pretty sure some of this was tongue and cheek but your slight of hand is good enough that I can never quite tell. Oddly, I thought that FUBAR was a military term?
"Celeste's" demise is touching. Not as touching as Kent State where our own National Guard actully shot and killed students, but touching. While the experiences of that 68-73 period surely varied by campus I think it would be hard to overdue just how angry and radicalized most colleges and universities had become regarding that war, and societal norms in general. In my estimation for good reason, but I was pretty conservative and kept my hair shoulder length.
Some of the "little" details didn't ring true for me but I think the most important one is the sense that war protestors on any campus (excepting the military acadmies perhaps)were a small group of marginalized malcontents, but then again I sure didn't go to Bellington.:) Thanks for the story and for those of you who are concerned, they didn't get me! :)
Gwen
Gwen Lavyril
Gwen Lavyril
fubar
fubar is a military anagram, just as snafu as well.
fubar= fucked up beyond recognition
snafu= situation normal, all fucked up
Slang
The character who used fubar and number ten was ex-military and both are military slang. Fubar goes back to the military occupation of Europe after WWII and is an extension of the earlier snafu, both are anagrams.
Number ten is Vietnamese slang. The Vietnamese use a fish sauce on food, made from fish, peppers and salt, kind of like sauerkraut is made from cabbage and salt. It's called "nuoc mam", "salted fish liquid". It's made in barrels, and when it's ready, the liquid is drained from the barrels and that is "so nhut", number one fish sauce. More water is added to the barrel, a few more and the liquid is drained a second time, "so hai", number two. Then liquid is pressed out of the barrel and that is called, "so muoi", number ten. Number one is slang for "the best" and number ten, "the worst". The smell is unbelievable and the army joke in English was number ten smells like number two. Which confused the Vietnamese for whom number two meant "good enough". :)
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Romancy? Cryoman? May Corn?
Slight snafu there, Erin, using "anagram" for "acronym".
Ron Macy
Eric
If the "situation is normal, all fucked up" how can it be "slight."
"All" is an absolute. It is either "all fucked up" or it is not.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
You're Right, Angela...
The term I was remembering was "minor snafu" -- one I read as a kid long before I knew what the acronym stood for. A situation can be minor a lot more easily than it can be slight.
Eric
Province of Irony
Any mitigation of "snafu", of course, sounds ironic.:) Which is the point of using the word, unless of course you meant it as an anagram of the Chinese province of F8 San. :)
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
LASER accuracy
;)
Polarization
I'm not quite sure how the "details" from that era can be "wrong."
The war set brother against brother. The only stereotypes were those on TV. Everyone was fucked up by what was happening around them.
That date of the story is intentionally grey but is 68 - 69ish. I graduated from college in the spring of '70 so I lived in the middle of most of this. My draft number was #77, but a friendly doctor wrote the right letter and voila -- 4-F.
The clash between the clean-cut, Eisenhower-inspired Greeks and the (yes) very small group of anti-establishments protesters was summarized as polarization by the press. I could have named every war protester on my campus of 6,000 student - most students weren't entirely sure how to pronounce either Vietnam or Laos. What I couldn't tell you was how many of them were NARCs. As it turned out, a large percentage of them were. Documentaries on the riots in Chicago during the Democratic convention have shown that much of the trouble was created by faux protesters.
What we see on TV and in the movies as "the sixties" didn't reach mainstream until the early seventies. Haight-Ashbury had reached its peak in the sixties but hung on for quite some time. Two of my high school classmates lived there and became crispy-critters in the process. When I left campus in 1970 you could count the number of students openly doing drugs. A year later the number of kids NOT doing drugs on that campus were just as few.
Obviously, in such a radically changing world, there were many, many people who became hippies "overnight." Who could resist the call of sex, drugs, and rock and roll? The war was so wrong and the unfairness of the draft served as fuel for their anger. Of course the inflammatory rhetoric of Agnew, Nixon, and Reagan didn't help. (Yes, for those of you who think Reagan was saint, you might want to read some of his war-mongering speeches. The same can be said for Kennedy, who had a huge hand in starting the whole mess.)
Eric, I was also a college paper beat reporter covering wrestling and basketball as well as writing a humor column. My personal means of protest was to wear sandals year-round, on a campus that in the winter averaged below-zero temperatures. On our campus many of the jocks were at the cutting edge of the anti-war movement and many of the other jocks hated anyone with long hair. Many of the jocks were also gay-gay, but that is a different story that still hasn't been sorted.
Yes, FUBAR is a military term. Much of the anti-war movement was headed by people returning from SE Asia. John Kerry came much later, when what he did was much more acceptable. Note the leader of the group in the story. Number Ten is a way of expressing excellence, also brought back from SE Asia. I see Erin and I have opposite meanings for the same expression. According to my war buddies, natives begging for chocolate would curry favor with the grunts by calling them Number Ten.
Did young men of the time want to be girls? I can assure you at least one of them did. What would have been the reaction to a hippie in a dress. . .more than likely quite violent. Have you forgotten how Agnew marginalized protesters by calling them "effete"? I intentionally toned down the violence in the story, as a true depiction would have been too much. My guess is he would have been beaten and then he would have been dragged to the curb unconscious -- his mouth placed open on the curb, and then kicked in the back of the head. Then his hand would have been held down on the ground and his fingers bent back until the bones snapped, and then at least one finger ripped off. Both were the custom of the time. I had friends who used both tactics.
I used the polarized nature of those times to express the polarized nature of gender warfare going on now. As a people, we are as ignorant about gender today as we were in ths sixties, if you read the comments online to the cover story in a recent Newsweek you know that is true.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Hmm
Angela,
If your opening sentence is a response to me, I did not say anything was "wrong". For clarification I meant that the tonality and details of the campus did not "ring true" for me, which they did not. During the 68-72 period where I went, drug use was almost universal, alchohol off the charts, and the student body was almost unanimously, aggressively and actively against the war. There were massive drug raids and one fire bombing. It wasn't Bellington. It is your campus and your story which I enjoyed, and yes, if I had the nerve I might have been one of those hairy legged hippy chicks. In my defense I did show support by going braless. :)
Gwen
Gwen Lavyril
Gwen Lavyril
Gwen - Everyone's Experience Was Different
Gwen - your remarks surprised me, but we've been around the block enough so it stopped there. I dare say had I gone to Oberlin, Berkeley, or Columbia my college experience would have been much different.
In the spring in 1970 I entered the corporate world on a management trainee program. The participants came from campuses all over the United States. The amount of drugs on each campus we came from varied widely as did the opposition to the war. What was universal was the huge amount of alchohol consumed.
In my fraternity we had one or two anti-war people, but they pretty much kept it quiet. Dozens of my fraternity brothers were ROTC jocks, one won the Congressional Medal of Honor -- posthumously, two others became generals and went very high up in command. Participation in ROTC was still mandatory for all male students when I was a freshman.
At least half of my fraternity brothers served in some capacity, with many going to Vietnam. One of my best friends commanded a swift boat. He tried to tell me about it one time, but dissolved into tears and we never spoke of it again. Another was a gunner on a swift boat -- he also tried to tell me about it, but couldn't. (Screw the Swift Boat Veterans who demeaned Kerry. I'm not wild about Kerry, but he deserves credit and respect just for having served in that nightmare.)
Rolling gays was considered sport back then by many of my friends. I never participated, but I never spoke out against it. There was only one (1) out-of-the-closet homosexual on a campus of over 6,000. He was a teacher and was in his own kind of hell for having admitted his "sins." Repression was rampant. Anger accompanied the repression. Watching Liberace or Little Richard on TV was as close as we came to understanding someone who was different. We sort of told ourselves that being different was a fault to be hid and "worked on."
For every "Easy Rider" Captain America (Peter Fonda) there were at least twenty Georges (Jack Nicholson's character). If you recall, George was an alchoholic who had never smoked dope, "Because it leads to the harder stuff." That movie came out in 1969.
Kent State was a watershed, I think. It all became too real. C,S,N,& Y made sure we couldn't forget it. After that happened everyone had a distinct opinion and most college students were, as you say, completely against it. Kent State would have occurred one or two years after this story. The major marker in the story is his vote for McCarthy, which places it late in the fall of '68 or the fall of '69. He was a huge write-in candidate for the antiwar people. Clean Gene was forgotten by 1970 and re-surfaced in '72 as a real candidate; sort of.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Different schools, different situations
I'm too young to be able to speak to this, so I sent the link to my brother who is (just barely, started college in 1971). Here is what he had to say about Oklahoma State University in the early seventies:
Karen,
You asked what I thought, so here it goes. When I started at OSU, there was a small and not particularly vocal group of wanna-be hippies, but they were not well accepted by the general student body. ROTC was still fairly big on campus, and the jocks were openly anti-hippie and anti-gay, the same thing in their opinion. To my knowledge at that time, the drug use of any kind was more likely to be the social drugs, mom's or dad's uppers or downers. Truly illegal drugs were not common at that time. Don't forget, we had Nixon giving the commencement address in 74.
As you know, five years later things had changed quite a bit. We even had a "hippie" bar, as you well know. While still conservative by West Coast standards, they were still more open-minded than the normal students. That's why I encouraged you to hang out with the local hippies; I felt you would be safer with them. I was surprised and pleased that you found acceptance at Bill's, then at the bar, but what you may not be aware of is the degree to which some of us ran interference for you. It was generally known that you were my little sister, and anybody that fucked with you would have to deal with me and several others. And a couple of my friends at the PD were willing to stand up for you, at first because I had established a good working relationship with them, then because they came to like you for yourself. You should know, it was Erwin who told me not to discourage you when you wanted to apply to the PD. He promised me that he would take care of you. I wasn't surprised your didn't stay there, but pleased that you'd made the effort to spread your wings.
So anyway, yeah, the story is certainly plausible, except for the part where the police covered up the circumstances of the death. As you well know, the frats always caused problems for the police, and any chance to bust their chops would have been seized by them. But the DA would have cut some type of deal, so you win some and you lose some.
My draft number? 360 I was safe, but my freshman roommate from Tulsa drew 6, so he was going for sure. He enlisted in the Air Force and was killed in Vietnam in 1973. You were still in Norway at the time, and I didn't want to talk about it. But that's when my own radicalization started. Along the way I learned to give people more credit for who they were, not what they were. You reaped the benefits of that. Steve was gone, but I could at least protect my new sister. The one person said they thought they could change the world back then, and maybe they did, to a degree. I know they changed me, and I'm a better man for it
In case mom hasn't told you, I'll be down this weekend. I'm going to the hamfest Saturday morning, but keep Saturday evening open and I'll take the two of you out to dinner. Haven't been out with my two best girls in a long time!
See ya!
Mark
So there's another perspective from the same time frame. I don't know what the college where this is supposed to have occured was like, but it wouldn't have been impossible here in the Bible belt.
Karen J.
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
Number 6
Karen,
Thanks for taking the time to add to this thread of commenting. Very gracious of me since it is not mine. :) I missed your brother's friends fate by failure of a color blindness test. The rest is immaterial but I found a way around and God bless your brothers friend. We owe them a great deal, no everything. It is hard to believe that we live in a country that treats Veteran's more cruelly than us, but our government does. That is not radical, it is just a fact.
If I had to choose the antithesis of where I was at, at that time, it might be Oklahoma State, but I think, that, as Angela said there came a time when everyone "got it".
That is just political crap of course, but what I wish to say is that I am so pleased that your brother "got you". Karen, everyone deserves to "get got" regardless of how you read that it is true. :)
Bestest,
Gwen
Gwen Lavyril
Gwen Lavyril
Karen -- Thanks
Thank you for your brother's perspective. I don't agree that the ROTC boys were let off.
Re-read what happened to them. In the late sixties and early seventies judges were quite fond of offering the "Vietnam alternative" to jail time.
The average life span of a first lieutenant in Vietnam was quite short. Perhaps you didn't understand the term "fragged". First lieutenants were quickly assessed by the men in their commend. If the first lieutenant seemed like the kind who could get them killed they merely waited for the first firefight and shot him.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Oh, yeah
But they died free. It would have been possible (not likely, but possible) for them to have survived Vietnam. Then they would have been free for the rest of their lives. I think Murder 2 would have been much more fitting. Plead it down to Manslaughter or 2nd Degree Manslaughter, which would have gotten them at least 5 to 10 years. And how many soldiers did they get killed through bad decisions before the troops eliminated them.
My oldest two brothers were in the Army in the Sixties, one was a 1st Lieutenant in the First Cav. from 1964 to 1967 (ROTC commission) and they don't have anything good to say about these "conscript" soldiers and their effect on their units.
Karen J.
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
I Admire Your Spirit
Consider the circumstances:
1.) The accused swear they never touched the supposed victim.
2.) The accused are both highly respected members of the community. College students on target to graduate and accept a commission in the Army.
3.) Blood tests indicate a high level of hallucinatory drugs in the supposed victim's body.
4.) The "only" witness to the alleged crime also tested positive for hallucinatory drugs shortly after the accident.
5.) The supposed victim was attired in a manner which indicated mental illness. (Remember when this occurred.)
6.) There were no marks or signs of struggle on the supposed victim or the alleged perpetrators.
Now put yourself into the mindset of the alleged perps parents and try to understand why they should be convicted of a crime.
Vietnam was largely "conscripted" after your brother went home -- conscripted and very, very black. People today are making a sport out of comparing Iraq to Vietnam. Each night I watch the news on PBS I note how few of the casualties are black. That wasn't the case in Vietnam.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
short note about % racial mix in wars
Mexican Punitive Expedition 1916 12% Black, 50% of US fatalities
World War One 1917 - 1918 9.2% Black, 1.4% of US fatalities
World War Two 1941 - 1945 4% black, % of US fatalities not given
Korean War 1950 - 1953 13% black, 8.4% of US fatalities
Vietnam War 1961 - 1973 10.6% black, 14.1% of US fatalities due to hostile action
Persian Gulf War 1991 24.5% black, 15% of US fatalities
these numbers came from an article in the Feb 2009 Issue of VFW commemorating the 234 years of contributions by blacks to our nation's defense, percent of our forces are not broken out for the two current wars though fatalities and wounded were also listed in the article. These numbers were for most part, in war zone percentages. Please note that the percent numbers for the Vietnam war were close to the percentage of blacks in the population at the time which was rounded off to 11% contrary to popular belief. DM
Fragging
Almost, according to what the VVAW guys told me. If he was more interested in the 'gook' body-count than the company body-count, he was likely to wake up in his tent when a fragmentation grenade (hence 'frag') came to bed with him... though your version is probably how it usually went down.
(I was in the Boston area 67-72, went from 2-S to 1-Y somewhere along in there and was 4-F'd just before they shut the draft down; they didn't want my mental issues in their Army.)
Ouch
Not the way I thought the story would finish, yet growing up and going to college at the same time, I can see it, sadly I can see it.
a painful end
got me right in the feels, it did
Regrets
Which of us hasn't screamed a few regrets? If not out loud, then deep in our souls.
Unusual For You
Most of your stories have happy endings. This one started as almost comic with a stereotypical preppie protagonist firmly rooted in seventies populism and then gradually turned into a tragedy.
While the hippie, flower-power thing was essentially American, so not as familiar to overseas readers, it feels as if you captured the essence of those times. Strangely enough, one of my best friends (from Akron OH) did a tour in Vietnam, but he was assigned as a military policeman and did his whole stint in Saigon(Ho Chi Minh city, a name which the locals only use in the presence of Authority) and did not see any action other than when the boys came in from the jungle and into the bars. While he was there he was introduced to the pleasures of smoking pot (amongst other more carnal delights) which he enjoys to this day.
He was a draftee and family pressure kept him from taking refuge in Canada. He drove the Company Jeep and got a medal (which he tried unsuccessfully to decline) for driving 10,000 miles without an accident. Thereafter his squad mates called him "War Hero".
Given the era
... a completely sad but predictable ending. It would almost be a relief but for the bills and laws and regulations that still seek to consign us to hell. Sigh!
Love, Andrea Lena
Short-lived liberation
I read this story around lunchtime (7 hours ago) and I've been floundering for what to say about it. I found it profoundly moving. The 3 new friends, their 60's utopian discussions with all the ernestness and niavity of youth was so nostalgic and familiar, in turns unintentionally (on their part not Jill's) comical and genuinely profound; The promise of some convention-defying intimacy between these three sweet souls as Greg and Celeste each began their journey of self-actualization, which was like watching a couple of delicate flower buds opening- only to be killed by a sudden and bitter late spring frost. The demise of Greg's free spirit not technically fatal but just as tragic. That was some heartbreaking shit but this a brilliant tragedy that I'll remember longer than I would have a story with happy ending where these characters did realize their vision and find their bliss.
~hugs, Veronica
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Here's John Cale singing the way this story's ending made me feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1US7Cxt4vO4
And sometimes I just feel like a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-j6PWNoO0&list=LL&index=4
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