My Friend, the Witch Doctor

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My Friend, the Witch Doctor

“Ooo,” I feel so strange.
“Eee,” I'm getting dizzy.
“Ah, ah, ah!” Something must be happening.
“Ting, tang.” Now, I can’t stop--the song is singing itself!
“Walla, walla,” and I’m shrinking.
“Bing, bang!” What just happened? It felt like something disappeared.

“Ooo, eee!” My hair is growing?
“Ah, ah, ah!” My face feels funny.
“Ting, tang.” My shoulders have melted down into my hips!
“Walla, walla,” and breasts, now I’ve got breasts.
“Bang, bang!” Oh, I know what that was just appeared!

I guess I should have told him that you were a lesbian.

-- by Donna Lamb with help from Ross Bagdasarian and a challenge from John of W and Elrod

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and yes, I remember

when this was first released, but in my fuzzy memory, the lyrics may have been a touch different back then. P