Girly-Girl

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Girly-Girl

Oh, hey, I’m really glad I ran into you.

Can we ... talk? Somewhere private?

Okay, listen. I’m gonna tell you something you may not believe, but I want you to at least listen.

You’re my last chance, my last hope.

What am I talking about? Well, let me tell you.

I’m not supposed to be a girl.

No, I’m not kidding!

One day, I’m a regular guy, and then poof! I wake up and I’m a girl. All my clothes are girl clothes, and I have breasts and ...

No, please, listen!

Nobody else seems to even notice anything is wrong. My mom, all my friends, everybody is acting like I’ve always been a girl.

Its not funny!

No, I’m not crazy, either!

And if just being a girl isn’t bad enough, people keep telling me how much of a girly-girl I am.

But I can’t be!

What do you mean, I’m acting all girly?

What? Show you my fingers? Sure.

Oh ... crap. I did that like a girl, didn’t I?

Well,what about my voice?

You have a tape recorder? Okay. Let’s try. “Mary had a little lamb”

Whoa ...

I dont sound like that, do I?

But ... I can’t !

And I don’t giggle, either!

I ...

Okay, okay. but at least I like girls.

Well, there’s Linda, for example. She’s always so pretty, and I love her shoes and ...

No, no no! I’m not looking at her like a girl looks at another girl!

What do you mean, what about Simon?

He’s ... nice....

I am NOT blushing!

Noooo!

I ... can’t like boys, I’m not supposed to like boys! I’m supposed to be a boy!

Please I cant be this girly!

Please!

I ...

Can’t ...

Be ...

A ...

Girly-girl!

Sigh ...

You suppose Simon thinks I’m pretty ?

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lol

that is SO you. You nailed it!

no, its so you!

You're the girly girl!

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wrong again

Your the girl pictured in this story! Not even remotely like me in any way

Giggles

what more can I say?? *Big grin*

Joanna

Love it.

Love it.

Ban nothing. Question everything.

thanks, Nicki

glad you loved it

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Oh Yes

Loved it!!

Joanna

I think this....

Is a transcript of a conversation Jacilynn had with you Dottie! Sounds just like her! Sorry Jaci! Your both Girly Girls though so La-de-da! Loving Hugs Talia (aka Popcorn Lady)

The best last line…

Rhona McCloud's picture

… that I've read in a long time Dorothy.

"You suppose Simon thinks I’m pretty ?"

Rhona McCloud

thanks, Rhona

glad you liked it.

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Some Serious Fraction

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... of the magical TG stories here could be summed up like that. Nice story. Dedicated to Jaci, of course.

Hmm... I wonder how the dialogue would go from her friend's perspective. Maybe he was her former best friend, male. But now, he's one of those who remember him as her. Perhaps they had a rather different relationship, perhaps nothing more than casual school-mate acquaintance.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.