Glue Me Sunday

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Against her better judgement LAIKA PUPKINO presents::
GLUE ME SUNDAY
(Andrea made me do it!)
Sunday you glued me into a red rubber dress
Dearest the stuff just won't let me undressed
Little white panties to forever arouse you
I wanted black ones you degenerate louse you

“Angel” you told me, “I've still got some more Gloo!
Would you be angry if I thought of joining you
Glue me Sunday
Gluey was Sunday in sweet dreams we spent it all
Two hearts as one in a transvestite free for all
Soon there'll be scandals and prayers for our souls
Let's just not open the door for those stupid assholes.
Dressing's a dream, and moreso when its permanent
Now all the king's horses and men cannot circumvent...
Glue me Sunday

Was it a dream or a thing that we did
A weird story contest, a student art vid?
I hope that my dream has aroused your ardor
There's still lots of GLOO! down at the dollar store;
Glue me Sunday

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[I thought it would be clever to take what's supposedly the most depressing song in the world
(it was banned in some countries for allegedly causing 100's of suicides worldwide...)
and turn it into a bad pun. Boy was I ever wrong!]
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I thought it was going to be....

erin's picture

... a mermaid suit! :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

giggles

sounds like a sticky situation !

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Thanks a lot...now I've got

Thanks a lot...now I've got this song stuck in my head! Where's the solvent?!?!

I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime

Schmoopie

Andrea Lena's picture

Darlink! Nem hagyhatom abba a dalt énekelni!

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena