I'm Glued

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I’m glued

(with apologies to Eiffel 65)

Yo listen up
Here’s the story
About a little guy
That lives in a glue world
And all day and all night
Everything he sees is
Just glued
To him inside, and outside
Glued in a dress
Glued to some high heels too
And glued to a corset
And everything is glued
Including his breasts
And he sings to himself
Cause he aint got nobody to listen ..

(chorus)

“I’m glued ...

Da Ba de da ba die
Da ba de da ba die
Da ba de da ba die

Da ba de da ba die
Da ba de da ba die
Da ba de da ba die
Da ba de da ba die

I’m glued ...

Da ba de da ba die
Da be de da ba die
Da be de da ba die

Da be de da ba die
Da be de da ba die
Da be de da ba die
Da be de da ba die

(verse)

Glued to a blue dress
And glued heels oh no!

Glue is the reason for of all that I wear
Glued are my breasts and my vag too

I had a girlfriend
She’s the reason I’m glued.

Glued is the makeup the change so profound
Glued is the corset so I can barely sigh
Dont know what to say or even what to think
I think I like this, what’s that say about me?

(repeat chorus)

(repeat verse)

(repeat chorus)

End?

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Several songs!

erin's picture

I would not have thought of songs. :)

Good one.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Yep

laika's picture

We're all officially glued.
I don't think any of us woke up this morning
and said "Today I'm gonna write about glue!"
This is the weirdest story challenge ever...
~hugs, Dr. Gloo

That would be nice and

Daphne Xu's picture

That would be nice and interesting to see. Is that a challenge? Come to think of it, that challenge wasn't exactly normal.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.

Another Gloomerous Gurl

And now I know where my little blue dress wound up. Barbie Lee has been pestering me about it.

Nice one
Bru

thanks, Bru!

tell Barbie Lee some crazy lady stole it!

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OK

Since I am not very musical in nature, I missed a lot of the humor.Anything like screwed glued and tatooed?

giggles, Wendy

I hope not!

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