Girls of The Big Closet

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Angela Rasch wrote a blog a while back called BC IS A SILLY PLACE
Yesterday Jaded Girl commented on that blog, saying it brought to mind
a classic line from the film Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot... Tis a silly place."
Well that got me thinking...

Girls of the Big Closet

Laika Pupkino - 2019

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We're Girls of the Big Closet.
Our postings are apposite;
With tales terrif and prose prolif-
it's all quite extravasate...
We get lost in the fog a lot
We jog and blog and snog a lot!

We're Girls of the Big Closet.
We prance around in corsets;
We soak in tubs and scrub our nubs
for calcium deposits...
We exude charm and poise a lot
and some of us sure like boys a lot!

We're sometimes melancholic
But when we can we frolic;
To avoid flames we take great pains
to refrain from words vitriolic...
We act most unsol-emn a lot,
and like to dress en femme a lot!

We ascribe to var'ious labels
and are downright person-able;
But call us freaks, we'll slap your cheeks
and grow quite irasc-able!
We never pick our nose a lot,
but like comments and kudos a lot!

(for Lady Andrea, who sets the standard for silly song spoofs...)

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Silly!

And a bit suspect I think.

I Love This!

Andrea Lena's picture
says bad, naughty Zoot
Zoot_0.gif

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

My, my! You silly girl!!!

AuPreviner's picture

That calls for a spanking.


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Lol *giggle*

Hypatia Littlewings's picture

*giggle* *giggle* Lol
*giggle*

FLtLGW¹,
>i< ..::: :::::::::::

¹ FLtLG: Flies Loop-the-Loops Giggling Wildly (The Fairy equivalent of ROFL)

Collatio Tomi...

Andrea Lena's picture

Tu inluminabis meae. Vos autem ita virginem! (et syreni)

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

You are wonderful!

littlerocksilver's picture

You brighten my life. So you are a virgin! (And mermaid)

Portia

Very clever!

Donna T's picture

Nice observations, presented in a unique way

Donna

STOP!

She who would cross (pass) the bridge of death (as a woman in public) will answer me these questions three, ere the other side (returning home safe) ye see ...
WHAT ... is your (femme) name?
WHAT ... is your quest? (store? restaurant? club?)
WHAT ... is your favorite color (of panties)?

Medieval Hugz! - **Sigh**

Words may be false and full of art;
Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
-Thomas Shadwell

English or African swallow?

erin's picture

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Snort!

Daphne Xu's picture

So you only pick your noses a little. :-P

BTW, does this include the GIRLs of Big Closet?

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.

Silliness Abounds

terrynaut's picture

Fill a room with rubber and I'll bounce around a lot.
But fill a room with frilly clothes and I'll be hot to trot.

They're my biggest weakness. I have to wear them all.
With frilly women's clothing, I'm a life-sized Barbie doll.

When the day has ended, I'll dress up even more.
I'll fall asleep in lingerie, and giggle when I snore.

All for you, dear V.

- T.

Silly??

Of course ,what else from you Ronny ,but just brilliant and you have even got ' Drea using bad language :) Thank you for making a rotten
day so much nicer Down Under in extremely oppressive heat ,a bit different from where you are. Love the comments .

Eeeewh!

joannebarbarella's picture

I'm sure most of us don't pick our noses!

Really

Do you have someone come in and pick yours for you?

BC is ten degrees cheerier because of Laika. Little Miss Sunshine!

Jill

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)