“Dear Lord,
This has been a tough year or so.
You have taken my favourite actor Albert Finney.
My favourite musician André Previn.
My favourite soul singer Aretha Franklin.
My favourite actress Doris Day.
My favourite footballer Gordon Banks.
My favourite comedian Freddie Star
And my favourite trans activist Julia Grant.
I just wanted you to know that in no particular order my favourite politicians are,
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton,
Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn,
Donald Tusk, Jean-Claud Junker, Emmanuel Macron & Angela Merkel.”
Amen