A Song For Our Times

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I am sorry, Helen, but your role model anthem just fitted another type of role model – that is if you adore Hitler, Pol Pot or Mussolini. The Italians found out that you never trust a politician who promises to make the trains run on time.

I am Donald

I am Donald, hear me crow
To all you morons down below
And I know too much to go back to before
'cause now I’m the big boss
And I cannot take a loss
No Democrat will show me to the door

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's mostly bought on-line
Yes, I passed a test
My stand-in did just fine
If I have to, I would buy anything
I am rich (rich)
I am powerful (powerful)
I am Donald

You can laugh but it won’t break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a no-one any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS
Oh yes I am well
But now I’m on a high
Yes, I passed a test
And I think that I can fly
If I have to, I would buy anything
I am rich (rich)
I am powerful (powerful)
I am Donald

I am Donald watch me now
See my yellow face and brow
As I spread my fascist arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make you morons understand

CHORUS
Oh yes I am strong
And I wish you’d all love me
Yes, I passed a test
It was someone else’s pee
If I have to, I would cheat anything
I am rich (rich)
I am powerful (powerful)
I am Donald

The country it was great
It can be great once more
As long as you lot vote
To give me the extra four
If I have to I can lie anytime
I am rich (rich)
I am powerful (powerful)
I am Donald

CHORUS
Oh yes I am well
It took some real weird shit
I will not stop my sell
‘Cause I have some things to hit
If I have to, I would kill everyone
I am rich (rich)
I am powerful (powerful)
I am Donald

Oh, I am Donald
I am Superman
I am strong
FADE

Marianne G 2020

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Thanks

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All that it is necessary to say is " Well Done!" Thanks.

Ancient Song

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Both of those reminded me of this old one:https://youtu.be/AiLkYw76Rm4. The version I knew back then, when questioning his ability to read, showed a picture of him holding an upside-down picture book. (The picture was probably fake.)

-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)

Literal Minded

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Okay, I'm literal-minded. Until I listened to the song, I thought you were referring to chemical warfare in the Vietnam War.

Did the singer have the idea that you-know-who would run for President down the line? This was posted in 2014.

-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)

RT

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He wrote it well before the idea of Nepotism House came up, and there is a joking interview of RT where he made it plain that he used a pseudonym for Tiny Hands because of his Mob connections; as RT put it, he didn't want to be kneecapped.

He has added a couple of new verses, referring to impeachment and jail time, so he is keeping the song up to date. For those who haven't listened to the video, there us a repeated chorus which, Daphne, came out a while before 'Stormy Daniels' described a tiny mushroom:

Fergus Laing he builds and builds
Though small is his erection
Fergus has a fine head of hair
When the wind's in the right direction

Yes, cutting

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Nothing like wearing one's politics on one's sleeve, but this is indeed an extraordinary time and it seems that all the pundits are on the nose. Time to get somebody with gravitas and reverence for the privilege of living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Thanks for posting.

>>> Kay

Reincarnation

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Who knows, maybe he's a reincarnation of Hitler? Technically it'd be possible. >:-> And on that matter I can't help thinking of "Child in time" by Deep Purple. The text seems kind of fitting here. I wonder if the creators of that song had prophetic visions induced by drugs?

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