Alien Abduction

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“Jiang, what has you so excited? It’s really urgent?”

“Just watch the video, all I ask, Ranveer.”

“Ok, somebody on the Great Wall of China, walking funny, big deal?”

“Our recognition engine gait-matches this video from Badaling to what you gave us from Roosevelt Island.”

“Oh! They came to China too?”

“Probably when they checked out our ‘uranium.’ But that’s not what I wanted to show you. Their illusion only covered visible light; look at the terahertz and infrared images! You see their real shape!”

“Those legs — if they are legs, look all wrong. How do they move like that?”

“Wuzhou studied it. The muscles, I guess we can call them that, are only on the inside of the joints. Nothing bulges on the outside. So when they bend the joint, the muscles contract and the adduction looks normal. But there is nothing to contract on the outside. The muscles on the inside don’t just pull, they push. To extend a joint, they push from the inside!”

“That means . . .”

“The forces are entirely different. The skeleton has different stresses. Their . . .bones, I guess . . . are under more tensile stress, not just compressive stress, which means their chemistry probably isn’t mostly calcium. Evolution here uses calcium over and over, but there it doesn’t. So the likely explanation is that calcium isn’t as common there as it is here.”

“Okay . . . So the relative composition of minerals on their planet is different. They came so far to get uranium because they didn’t have enough there, we thought, but this confirms it. The elemental physics of their planet’s formation differs from ours.”

“Yes, and to think that we can infer something about xenogeology from the motion of the limbs of a creature! Adduction looks normal, but . . .”

“Absolutely! Alien abduction.”

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Oh my

Dee Sylvan's picture

Groan. Thank you for the chuckle Catherd. :DD

DeeDee

Good

That was the intent.

Then mission accomplished

Dee Sylvan's picture

I like your subtle humor. Kind of sneaks up on you when you are least expecting it. :DD

DeeDee

Brilliant!!!

Emma Anne Tate's picture

Damn, but you’re good that this! Huge hug, Catherd!

Emma

Thanks Emma

Appreciate the kind words, though “Brilliant” may be a stretch.

For what it’s worth . . . .

Emma Anne Tate's picture

I always pictured them as six-limbed creatures with a tail like a kangaroo . . . . :D

Emma

Urk!

Sneaky finish. ;-)

Sneaky?

Perhaps. I’d hoped that saying “adduction” early gave some clue.

Okay, that does it!

You! Yes, you! On the ship! NOW!

(LOL great story and I absolutely loved that last line /hugs )

Perhaps I should credit Angharad

It was her concern about implied violence that got me thinking more along these lines, though I come from a family of physiotherapists, and as a child I knew only this meaning of “abduction.”

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where's Statler and Waldorf when I need them!

seriously, this did make me giggle a little. nicely done.

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Awww, got me

Slipped it right in there

>>> Kay