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"If you want something doing, Jeffrey, do it yourself."
"That's what gran says, Susie, but I've begun to doubt the wisdom of her words since I met you."
"Are we ever going to visit your gran, or is she a comedy device like my car?"
"I haven't decided yet - I'll have to discuss it with my other half."
"You are your other half."
"Not Denise - Jamie."
"We'd be better off dropping that persona, Jeffrey. Our little blog did better than his 50,000 word epics."
"That's mutinous talk, Susie."
"Oh, he heard us. Run, Jeffrey - get back into his id."
"You've done it again, Susie - you always go too far."
"Don't blame me - it's not my fault our creator has gone mad!"