Deserving a DUI ?
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So, for a very long time I have been too holy to drink, like ever.
Innocently I was on my way up to KFC to get my fat fix and I spied a little hole in the wall Italian Resurante. So, deciding that some culture could help cure my depression, I stopped and went in there. So, I had Pollo with mushroom sauce and pasta. YUM !!!! In a weak moment I had a pint of IPA beeer or ale or waht hever.
So, now I need to aks the qurestion. Can I posseblyt be intoxicated on a mere pint? Serouisly?
Oh, I gots soem tiramisu too, thinkin it mite sobr be up.
Some how Habibi found hre way home bearin me.
Now I,m slepin.
Gwne