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Schmuck Bait?
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness In leaving a comment, I just came across this entry: "Leave this field blank"-- an imperative without a period. What is this about? ...
Daphne Xu - 2015/08/28 - 2:18pm - 4 comments
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A Little Something
Daphne Xu's blog Author: Daphne Xu Caution: CAUTION Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness An emperor rules an empire. A king rules a kingdom. A prince rules a principality. A duke rules a duchy. What rules a country? ...
Daphne Xu - 2016/12/15 - 10:26pm - 10 comments
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Another Little Something
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness A little something I just thought up, plagued as I was by a petite pestilence. What's the difference between a boxer and someone with a bad cold? ...
Daphne Xu - 2017/02/04 - 11:13pm - 4 comments
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This is Most Flattering
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness I was reading (and commenting on) Haylee V's hilarious flash, "The Mandela Shift", and I was flattered to catch this near the bottom: The first sixteen parts (fi ...
Daphne Xu - 2017/03/08 - 10:21am - 2 comments
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It's Saturday the 14th.
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Just when you thought it was safe to get up in the morning... ...
Daphne Xu - 2017/10/18 - 10:32am - 1 comment
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Is This Real?
Daphne Xu's blog Author: Daphne Xu Blog About: News Item Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Science and Medicine Taxonomy upgrade extras: Ignorance Numbers Or is this an Onion-type article? 56% of Americans think that Arabic numbers shouldn't be taught ...
Daphne Xu - 2019/05/28 - 10:56am - 26 comments
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Bwahahaha
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness You develop the proper empathy for a person's situation, and become a good and understanding listener. Later, you are in the proper position to take advantage of it. ...
Daphne Xu - 2020/03/12 - 9:47am - 4 comments
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The Suffix-age
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Electric potential is also called "voltage" as in the number of volts. Electric current is sometimes called the "amperage". Power, especially electric power ...
Daphne Xu - 2020/07/27 - 9:30pm - 5 comments
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Snort
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Just now, I had reason to search, "cowgirls don't get mad". Along with the (single) result that I was looking for, the search system offered this suggestion: &qu ...
Daphne Xu - 2021/01/01 - 2:41am
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Attack of the...
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Authors / Stories / Books / Writing Humor / Jokes / Cuteness... the Preteen Brain-Feasting Gender-Melting Zombies from Dimension 8.35a, Book 4, Volume 7e, Part III, Chapter 27. Is that what titles will ...
Daphne Xu - 2021/01/01 - 2:42am - 2 comments
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More Silliness
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness You meet a male descendent of the old, famous, wealthy, long-established Pilly family. What's the difference between your new acquaintance and this riddle? ...
Daphne Xu - 2017/08/27 - 1:20am - 1 comment
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A Logic Puzzle
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Taxonomy upgrade extras: Truth Falsity Trickery This is not my own, unfortunately. The late, great Raymond Smullyan may have created it. ********************* Boy-- Proposes M ...
Daphne Xu - 2021/05/04 - 12:39pm - 12 comments
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Looking-Glass Approach
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Science and Medicine I was just reminded of "Through the Looking Glass", a scene in which if you approached someone, he got farther from you. Trying to chase an FTL s ...
Daphne Xu - 2021/08/25 - 8:46am - 12 comments
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All primes are odd.
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Science and Medicine Taxonomy upgrade extras: CAUTION: Lame attempt at humor CAUTION: Math Two is the only even prime number. That makes it the odd prime out. ...
Daphne Xu - 2021/10/13 - 10:24am - 8 comments
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Ozone
Author: Daphne Xu Daphne Xu's blog Blog About: Humor / Jokes / Cuteness Science and Medicine I first learned this about molecules in fifth grade: a molecule is the smallest amount of a material that has the properties of that material. The textbook ...
Daphne Xu - 2024/03/28 - 11:45pm - 3 comments