Breast Expansion Gun

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Is it just my computer or did someone use a Breast Expansion Gun on the story tit(le)s?

One thing that is seems to be never considered.

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I never really understood why one would want a energy gun to expand something.

A breast expansion gun would only annoy the victim, as best.

I would much rather have a fat reduction gun that removes things, with a ray blast, in an instant, without harming the person.

Think about it, if one had a fat reduction gun, that person would have a near endless number of grateful people, both women, and men, that would glad to sleep with that person, for the removal of their fat.

Double take?

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Pew! Pew! Pew!

"Gee, Mommy! Lookit the buttons burst off that man's shirt!"

:)

Penny

The Mammary Industrial Complex

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When Dr. Bosumbund realize that his mysterious financial backers did not share his rather obsessive dream of making the world a softer, lovelier and bouncier place, but were only interested in militarizing his invention---(Marching troops suddenly immobilized by their former body weight in boobage! Tank crews having to be extracted from their armored prisons with the jaws of life!)---he destroyed his prototype, the BE-1, and all his notes and schematics, sighing, "Mankind is not yet ready for such advanced breast expansion technology..."

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