Better make the stuff Elf-Girl Putty, and the mysterious salesman
is bearded, jolly & fat; and is out recruiting new assistants.
A new life with real job security under the northern lights.

I don't know why but I've always found pointy ears
to be incredibly cute. Maybe it was falling in love
with Spock as a youth. Yeah I'm a weirdo.
~hugs, Veronica