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The other candidate for headline of the day. Again, don't have anything in your mouth.
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Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection
Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He claimed in the lawsuit that the “ridged seat” of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.
Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.
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As a driver of a Nissan Maxima,I feel safe.
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What Model Seat?
Corbin-Pacific's Website shows many different model seats, some with very provocative names. One Model with their description is called the Gun Fighter and Lady:As the name implies, this is a two up versino of the Corbin Gunfighter. We keep the lines tight and follow the contours of teh bike for a totally integrated look. Instead of the fastback tail, this model has a nice contoured passenger platform. Many models accept a removable passenger backrest. This model is an excellent blend of form and function.
Perhaps the seat is not the problem, but the passenger was somewhat involved ;-0.
RAMI
RAMI
Time Out
Lucky stiff?
May Your Light Forever Shine
That must'a been some ride!!!
That must'a been some ride!!! I wonder if he was taking Cialis? What's next, a suit alleging that riding the motor cycle or bike seat internally castrated some guy?
CaroL
Best Advertizing BMW could get...
How many frustrated women are now out buying BMWs for their male companions?
with love,
Hope
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
Ooops, I left out a possible market target.
The scene might go something like this:
Thimon, Thimon, I have an anthwer for your little problem.
Greg, do you HAVE to keep rehashing that? Don't I feel bad enough without you constantly reminding me?
No no, Thimon, I thaw it in the newthpaper. You need to go out and buy yourthelf a BMW motorthycle.
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Please no flame wars. This REALLY REALLY was meant only as a bit of humour.
with love,
Hope
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
Consequences
Oddly enough, I thought that this was a large part of the point of riding around on a vehicle designed to cause one to feel the "thrill of the road" and look macho, especially if he was wearing riding chaps, like the young Marlon Brando, not the old one.
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Cheers,
Puddin'
A tender heart is an asset to an editor: it helps us be ruthless in a tactful way.
--- The Chicago Manual of Style
Will this result in
STIFF COMPETITION? = )
*GiggleGiggleGiggle* :D