Now just the cats!!!!

Meow meow meow

And now the dogs

Woof Woof Bark Woof Woof

and the Renaissance fair people

Happy Birthday to ye
Happy Birthday to ye

And the star war aficionados

In a Galaxy far, far, away
A webmistress had a birthday
and she joined the Rebel alliance
with her powers she put Darth Vader in drag
Part VII Revenge of the transvestites.

And those that will only support Star trek as being the only true space adventure

(In a heavy Scottish accent) Captain, I don't think it can hold any more candles, the cake doesn't have the capabilities.

(Seriously) Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a fire extinguisher.

(Vulcan) Besides, it is only logical for the birthday girl to give it a blow [clear your dirty minds pervert]

(Kirk) Cake, the final five pounds. This is the celebration of the Birthday Erin. In our annual tradition we shall cyber party like no man. Oh, wait, this is for big closet. Like no Transsexual, has party before.

And now for those that have been banned from the site

-Insert cricket sound effect -

And all the world together.

Happy Birthday, Damn it, you better have fun or so help me God, I will turn this planet back a day and we'll do it all over again!!!