Finding a decent brassier

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Because BigCloset is partially supported by their advertisers and there is advertisement for breast forms, please give them due attention when shopping.

Not my intention to run over this brassier thingy again. But alas, when some spam hits my mailbox claiming a "miracle bra" I had to research. The reviews instead of the advertised web pages is always my first choice. I'm not sure there is a real world standard size for triple D or E or F for those who order such. We take our best guess, cross our fingers, (crossing eyes optional) do a double step backwards while whistling Little Brown Jug, and take the plunge and order.

I've never tried or worn any of the following so don't expect me to clue you in. Buyer beware, you're treading into a woman's nightmare of finding the "right bra". A close definitive would be your lover walking up behind you, reaching around with both hands and cupping your breasts. I defy any woman to tell me that isn't the right bra.

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You dropped the last "E"

So I lookee at the Best Bras for Large Breasts article and down at the bottom is a related searches list. The first thing on that list is "Bras for Men." Alas there is no article...

You're yanking my chain, yes?

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Valentine,
Are you sure we are on the same train? I think I'm on Turtle Express while you are on the Levitron Bullet. You completely lost me. Which isn't hard to do.

I run a lot of blockers on my computer to keep from getting a bad case of nasty. There are no pop ups, Java Script, Active X, or a host of other things people see on their computers. I'm guessing you are looking at things I'm blocking?

Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl

It was links that are easily

It was links that are easily blocked. I don't have an ad blocker running on my tablet, which is where I first looked.

I thought maybe it was Braziers.

I mean, those are _really_ hard to find nowadays. Everyone wants enclosed fire places.


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

Bras are instruments of torture.

Bras are such a deeply entrenched part of T culture. I simply can not wear one for more than several hours. I am alergic to latex, and most bras have it. Even the rubberized watzit in them burns me. Then the band hurts my ribs, or lymph nodes, and the cuppage is never right. All I really want is something light that will cover my nipples. A woman who is 67 is never sexy with nipplage showing.

So, go on have your fantasies. :)

Gwen

Okie speak

I am a born and raised Okie and never in my life have I ever heard a native Okie use the term "brassiere". Bra - yes. Lots of slang terms also, too numerous to list. But not brassiere, I looked it up on Google and many websites such as the Urban Dictionary list it as an archaic term that dropped from general usage back in the 1950's. We may seem behind the times to the East and West Coasties, but in spite of Failin and Boreresi (Gov. Mary Fallin and Supt. Janet Barresi) Oklahomans do receive a good education that's not laden down with archaic and useless terms.

'I was an Okie when Okie wasn't cool'


I went outside once. The graphics weren' that great.