The Twelve Transgendered Days of Christmas
New Lyrics by K.T. Leone (formally Little Katie)
On the first day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Permission to be my real self.
On the Second Day of Christmas
Santa Gave to me...
Two Diamond Earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the Third day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self
On the Fourth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Four Pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self
On the Fifth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two Diamond earrings.
and permission to be my real self.
On the Seventh day of Christmas
Santa Gave to me...
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the Eighth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Eleven Shades of lipstick
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Twelve counseling sessions
Eleven shades of lipstick
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
YAY!!! US!!! It's Christmas. Btw, I really wanted to find a picture of sexy stockings hung up by a chimney, but couldn't find it so I went with the carolers.
P.S. I apologize to everyone. I broke my own rule about posting multiple stories on the same day (something that is my own pet peeve) but since it looks like I am going to be posting the other parts of A Patch of Ice Christmas daily, I felt I had no choice or I would post this after Christmas and what would be the point in that. ENJOY.