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A teenaged hotel receptionist in Norwich, England discovered a live baby bat in her 34FF bra. At first she thought the movement was her mobile (cell) phone vibrating!
See: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266...
Where do you hide your mobile phone?
Gabi
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Teenager finds a PLASTIC bat in her bra
Double F? What the heck hormones has that kid been taking? I want a few. ::grin::
-- Donna Lamb, Flack
-- Donna Lamb, ex-Flack
Some of my books and stories are sold through DopplerPress to help support BigCloset. -- Donna
That's a big bat.
Was she wearing the bra and bat at the same time? OTOH you know what they say about Norfolk, being a bit isolated way out there in East Anglia there tends to be a bit of errr inbreeding :) Anything can happen.
A bit batty if you ask me - which you weren't, I guess.
Geoff (who lived in Thetford for a while - just down the rood)
If She Keeps Her Bat in Her Bra. . . .
. . . .where does she keep her balls? -- Crash Davis
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Difference between British and american measurements
I know sizes are different in the UK and US, perhaps FF stands for fairly flat, or if could be feeling frolicky. Lets hope it is not a humongous set, no one deserves to be overburdened in breast size. imagine what they are doing to her spine if they are forever Full.
If they get bigger will she neeed a car bra?
Jill Micayla
May you have a wonderful today and a better tomorrow
Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.
Photo Is a Fraud
We have been taught through numerous Hollywood productions that U.K. dental hygiene would never support such a beautiful smile.
Also, those eyeborws are out of the fifties. Connie Francis, anyone?
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Maybe this applies?
"Visible cleavage, plucked eyebrows and a cheery smile are all warning signs of a narcissistic personality, psychologists have discovered."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2275...
KJT
"Being a girl is wonderful and to torture someone into that would be like the exact opposite of what it's like. I don’t know how anyone could act that way." College Girl - poetheather
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
I like the one...
... about the serial rabbit killer. The Trix Bunny better not plan any trips to Dortmund, Germany until they catch the guy. ::lol::
-- Donna Lamb, Flack
-- Donna Lamb, ex-Flack
Some of my books and stories are sold through DopplerPress to help support BigCloset. -- Donna
Rubber Bat
The photo may be a fraud but that doesn't mean the story is fraudulent. The bat was freed so they had to make due. :)
As for Connie Francis, didn't she sing Who's Sorry Now? I know I am. ;)
- Terry
Lipstick on your collar
Connie Francis had a big hit in 1959 with Lipstick on your collar. I was a student at the time and I had a summer job as a swimming instructor at a Butlin's Holiday Camp and it was playing most of the time on the jukebox at the swimming pool. I got very tired of it.
Gabi.
Gabi.
I Wonder :-)
Is her name Cathy Watts?
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
Bat Girl
She better hope DC Comics does not go after her for copyright infringement because she is now Batgirl! Zap! Pow! Kapow!
Jenna in FL
Hugs,
Jenna From FL
Moderator/Editor
TopShelf BigCloset
It is a long road ahead but I will finally become who I should be.
What does THIS say?
About the young lady in question?
But she said the animals roost anywhere that appears dark and safe.
KJT
"Being a girl is wonderful and to torture someone into that would be like the exact opposite of what it's like. I don’t know how anyone could act that way." College Girl - poetheather
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
No, I don't think so
I can't really believe this. There maybe bats in the Belfry but i cant see the girl not noticing the bat while dressing or the bat being able to sneak it's way in after.
Love,
Paula
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune
Paula
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune
I've SEEN some put their Phones THERE
Couldn't really believe it when I did. I guess not having pockets in one's jeans (or at least useable ones) may have contributed.
I can't imagine it being WORN, and discovering the bat THEN...