Blagojevich in the Server

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Neither Bob nor I have any idea why the server went down at the slowest time of the night but we didn't find out about it till we got up this morning. Took over half an hour to get the thing to reboot.

I've decided to blame Governor Blagojevich of Illinois for corrupting my server. He seems to be able to deal emotionally with things like that, nothing upsets him, apparently. With everything else he's accused of, I'm sure we can slip another crime onto the docket and no one will notice.

Maybe some of you have similar problems right now, something that's gone wrong and no one to blame. Just say, "Blaggo did it!" and you'll probably feel better right away. :)

Hugs,
Erin

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Over the Top

Sure, the good governor is a skunk, but just as guilty are the U.S. Attorney and the involved FBI agents. They should immediately be brought up on criminal charges for over-extended hyperbole. According to them you would have to go back to 1987 to find anyone so "Bad".

When a man bites a dog -- it's news. Just ask Michael Vick. When a politician is corrupt one can only wonder when everyone acts surprised.

I've been an Obama supporter, but. . .didn't he do a beautiful imitation of Sargeant Schultz yesterday? "I had no contact with the governor or his office" sounds strangely like "I know nothing, nothing". Time to ship Obama to the Russian front?

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

What Happened in 1987?

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

huh?

Say what?????

Damaged people are dangerous
They know they can survive

Yes, Say what??????

One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness.
It usually comes back to you.

Holly

One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness.
It usually comes back to you.

Holly

Another View

You know... timing is everything.

I'm not sure whether what Blagojevich did rises to the level of criminal corruption. It well may. Or, it could just be standard political wheeling and deal-making. Unless someone turns up a smoking briefcase full of greenbacks headed for a Swiss bank, the case could still be pretty iffy in front of a jury. Patronage, nepotism, being influenced by your political contributors, fundraising, they're all part of the political establishment. As long as certain lines aren't crossed (like briefcases full of cash), it might be unseemly, it might be oblivious to the public good, but it's not necessarily criminal.

Don't get me wrong. Blagojevich strikes me as one of those guys who makes you want to count your fingers after you shake hands with him, to see if you still have them all. I'm not defending his general sliminess, his mouth, his attitude, or his ethics.

Timing. I mentioned timing...

The Bush Justice Department is on the way out. Forty days or so and they're gone. All the U.S. Attorneys serve at the pleasure of the President, and there's not a lot of reason for a new Democratic administration to keep them on, especially with the way the former Administration used them and dirtied up the department's reputation. There are plenty of qualified people in the country who can do the job.

A case against Blagojevich would be much stronger if he actually sold the office to the highest bidder. Indicting him AFTER that would make more sense. Indicting now, before he actually exercised his authority to name a person to the office, is a far weaker case. So, why didn't the Justice Department simply preserve the investigation and hand it over to the Obama Justice Department for follow-up? As it is, the timing is such that the new administration is going to be the one to actually prosecute the case.

No, what this is, in my humble opinion, is a stink-bomb lobbed at the incoming administration by the outgoing one. It's not a professional law-enforcement action. It's got a high degree of political motivation to it, more so than an actual interest in enforcement of anticorruption laws.

Not that I know. This is just speculation on my part, obviously. But, given John Yoo's memos, and Harriet Myer's actions, I'm plumb out of good will and trust when evaluating anything they do. Forty-someodd days, folks, and it's time to sweep out all the old rubbish. In the meantime, I'm not going to believe anything they say until they can absolutely prove it.

Dead Horse

Apologies for extending this off-topic subject, but it truly is the stuff of great Comedy and Tragedy, and such are the foundations of fiction. So, with your indulgence, let me tie a ribbon on the above post before I abandon the topic forever. Maybe someone will be inspired to put a Blagojevich-type character and/or a Fitzgerald-type character in their next story!

Reading the NY Times this morning, I found two fun things to do with the Blagojevich scandal. The first is this excellent graphic, summarizing the 76-page criminal complaint regarding the senate-seat-auction charges:

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/12/10/us/politics/20...

If you look at the six alleged schemes, one thing is clear. Blagojevich is a lunatic. But, let's break down the schemes for their indictability. Four of the schemes involve needing the clear cooperation of the President-Elect, and seem mutually exclusive. Further, there's no evidence that he presented any of them, or even decided which of them to try to present, to the Pres-El. Unless there's a law against attempted-fantasy-of-conspiracy, it's hard to guess how the U.S. Attorney could sell this to a jury. Of the remaining two, appointing himself, and appointing someone who would politically support him, is either of those against the law? Bear in mind, that a sitting governor has sole authority to fill that seat by appointment. Appointing himself, no matter how many personalities he might have, is not a conspiracy. Choosing someone based on pledges of political support, well, that's politics, and while politics can smell pretty bad at times, it's not illegal per se. This is a criminal complaint that needs to be prosecuted in a court of law. Titillating the court of public opinion, on the other hand, is just more politics.

I'm not saying I like the man, mind you, or that I think he's completely sane. (I'm also not saying he doesn't need to resign, just out of embarrassment if nothing else. On the other hand, Larry Craig never did, and he pleaded guilty to public morals charges that proved he was a massive hypocrite on gay rights.)

Putting this, and other hypocrisy, in a much more humorous vein, Gail Collins has a wonderfully amusing column this morning:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/opinion/11collins.html