I Know This Russian Spy Think!!!

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Trying to figure this out; why would FBI choose to now out harmless Moles who only want to get into the movies? That girl she knows how to distract men!

First I thought it to be shameless distraction from Afghan war that is like fly paper. Then I thought maybe it is to soothe us after Vuvoozas ruined the world cup. Then I decided that it is to reinforce the idea of world threat to us so we could further ruin the ocean with stupid oil spills. But, finally I figured it out!! Yes, I did figure it out despite their crafty deception!!

Yes, I Khaduuj understand now. It is to generate interest for new movie called "Salt".

No need to thank me.

Khaduuj

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Xanatos Gambit?

Spend ages distracting the FBI with a bunch of fake spies, while the real spies get on with their espionage right under the noses of, and undetected by, FBI agents...

Incidentally, perhaps unsurprisingly, Anna Chapman gets most of the media attention over here...

 


EAFOAB Episode Summaries

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

The Real Danger

Yes, I think they are looking across wrong ocean for the danger.

K

Now, now...

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The real accomplishments of these treacherous Commies (Oops!) Free-Market Capitalists have revealed the true dimensions of their covert assault on the heart of US Democracy, their perfidious infiltration of posh US country clubs, in some cases even obtaining memberships, empowering them to hobnob with the rich and famous and… play golf. Left to their own devices, they might even have toured Graceland, or purchased (Gasp!) a picture of The King, the holy Elvis Presley, painted on tasteful velvet.

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American civilisation would surely have fallen.

Cheers,

Puddin'

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Cheers,

Puddin'

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