Breast Enlarging Serum

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I know, it's in the Daily Wail, but it might be true. In which case I want some.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2058603/Nip--Fabs-...

Angharad

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Mine are fine

Mine are fine - and There's nobody but me to look at them anyway.

Susie

awww

when mine come in, nobody will ever see them but me too

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

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I'm wondering... Do you need

I'm wondering... Do you need gloves when applying it so you won't grow fat fingers or does that stuff only work on breasts?

A little music?

Andrea Lena's picture

Looking at other girls
I wish I had some
No opportunity
is likely to come
No promise now
just makes me feel glum

The breasts are yet to come
and baby won't it fine
Starting with little nubs
just oh so sublime

Wait til my cups overflow
Wait til they fill my blouse
They'll help make my dresses fit
so nicely I must espouse!

The breasts are yet to come
but won't they be fine
hopefully the breasts will come
finally they're mine!


Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

If it looks too good to be true...

Extravagance's picture

It probably is.

On the other hand though, Aristotle once said that it was impossible to split the atom. It took nearly 3000 years for scientists to prove him wrong, but they managed it all the same! = )

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So what Extravagance is saying is...

If it looks too good to be true...

It must be advanced nanotech. Possibly reverse engineered from the Roswell Crash.

By the way, when the word Atom was coined back then, it meant the smallest possible particle that everything is made of, so of course it couldn't be split, by definition... Of course, now we know atoms are made of electrons, neutrons and protons, which are themselves made up of smaller subatomic particles, like quarks, leptons, bosons and whatever the rest are. And those may be made of extra-dimensional strings or something funky like that. And who knows what THOSE are made from. Maybe God's Beard. (which She really wants to get electrolysis on someday)

Dr. Lisa Danielle Lore
Author of The Elegant Universe

(no, not THAT one. That's by Brian Greene. This one's much smaller. Only five pages. Including title page. And table of contents. And glossary. And footnotes.)

Actually

Extravagance's picture

that's not QUITE what I was saying, but close enough.

Now get meeeeow some alien boob enhancement. :)

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Royal catgirl of the court of the Empress of Euphoria. I like fine seafood, and I love huggles! ^_^
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Just make sure ...

... you don't get any on your waist :) Beer Bellies 'R' Us LOL

The biggest mystery is how Angharad, a intelligent woman, came to be reading the Daily Wail ;)

Robi