Whining about my Bra

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I've been on the 'moans for about 12 years now and can not bitch about my breasts. I think they are size B, at least one of them. You did know that breasts are not equal? My band size is 40 or sometimes 42. I should probably be slapped silly for complaining, but no one seems willing to do so.

My complaint is that in that size, the bras look um "serviceable", you know like Military Issue. YUK !!!

The pretty, lacy, pushupy, vavoomy, sexy ones only fit the little girls with like a 32 or 32 band. I am like totally green with envy. The BITCHES !!!!

So, before I go all PMS'y and start cutting brand new bras up, does anyone know of a source where we can buy pretty bras in big girl sizes? I don't want to go packing my bra full of rice bags or something because with my boobs, I can still fit in XL and sometimes L tops. If I get a 42 C or D bra, well you get the idea.

Actually, I only wear a bra so my nipple rings don't show. :)

Gwendolyn

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Might help

http://www.bravissimo.com/

Might help

You can get band expanders but you will have to figure cup size as a B in one band might fit but another band might be C etc.

Big hugs

Lizzie :)

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The Godmother :p

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thliwent's picture

Try posting at the A Bra That Fits subreddit.

It's very active and there's a lot of great people there.

They can help you find the ideal sizes and should be able to help you find where to get them if you ask as well.

HELPING

I wish I could help you with some slick suave answer or give you a really cool web site to try. Buut being a neanderthall man all I know is if they fit in the palm of my hand or don't ..Just cant offer any coherent info at all. Sorry {hehehe} {D.o.m. snicker}

Asymetrical

VERY FEW women have breasts that aren't at least slightly different in size.

There are many many plus size women's stores both online and in store around the world who will ship you bras that make your breasts scream SQUEEZE ME I've got a prize inside!. heheh.

The main problem is plus sized women have plus sized breasts... so if you get a band size that fits... the cups are so huge you have room for all that crap you keep in the carport.

I gave up and went to Peningtons and they were having a buy one get one sale and a professional fitting deal. I got fitted and I've been pleased with my fancy bras... admittedly they are up to victoria secret standards but perky and visible is all I really wanted.

Instead of being black, white, or beige... I have black and white pokadots and neon green with teal trim.

Now that I've been professionally fitted I also learned that underarm fat can be gently tugged into the back of the cup to make HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!

I giggled out loud and screamed (well not loudly but enough to be heard for 20+ feet) "OH WOW! I HAVE BOOBS!!"

hahaha

I am so easy to please.

Dayna.

ps. unfortunately I have a serious issue with straps falling down... so I sewed a matching colour elastic between the two straps about 3" above the band so they are pulled back to the center...

oh and while we're on the subject... this whole put it on around your stomach and pull it up... only works if you are actually thin enough that your waist is your chest size or smaller... or you will catch fire with the friction of turning it around.

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