Limerick Fun

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There once was a t-gal from space
Who stunned us with beauty and grace
The whole planet gasped
And earthlings all grasped
This t-gal would soon run the place

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A glamorous T-girl from…

A glamorous t-girl from Tottenham,
Her manners she'd wholly forgotten ’em—
While at tea at the vicar's
She pulled off her knickers,
Explaining she "felt much too hot in ’em!

and…

A T-girl who came from Madras
Had a magnificent ass,
Not pretty and pink
—as you probably think—
It was grey, had long ears—and ate grass.

Back to you, Terry!

Gabi.


“It is hard for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.” Thomas Hardy—Far from the Madding Crowd.

groundskeeping south of the border

A desparate illegal named Juan,
sought a greencard through means of a con.
First a snip here and there,
then a waxing of hair.
With a husband, her worries are gone.

Is this a private game? -- Lady Madalynn deGeminest

Lady Madalynn deGeminest
was not one to make idle quests,
having once taken a wife
he found more joy in his life
when he changed form and became statuesque.

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God Bless You All – Teddi
If I sometimes act like I'm from Venus...

Once More with Feeling

terrynaut's picture

A feisty old t-gal in Seattle
Drove up and downtown to do battle
Thugs near and far
All ran from her car
They all greatly feared she would tattle

A terse verse

Angharad's picture

An effeminate fellow called Dan
Found it difficult being a man.
He developed this notion,
If he bought the right potion,
He could change and call himself Ann.

Angharad

Angharad

In praise of sch... you know who!

Angharad's picture

A lovely young woman called Joyce,
Gave her alter ego Erin, a choice
Through a website of fiction
She shared her predilection
And gave thousands like her, a voice.

Angharad

Angharad

We Have a Winner

terrynaut's picture

Cool! Nice one, Angharad. May I call you Ang? :)

I think this is the best of the lot. I'm glad I could help start things off to lead to such a gem.

Thanks.

- Terry