If I had a Sister, I'd love her always. We'd do "Sister" things together; shopping, dating, just hanging out.
If I had a Sister, she'd be beautiful. She'd be kind and considerate, and we'd never fight.
If I had a Sister, we'd have fun, especially with our parents. We'd be good girls for them. We'd be bad girls when we wanted.
If I had a Sister, but I don't. I have a Brother. A nasty, smelly, crude, Brother. A Brother who treats me so badly, teases me, bullies me. He terrorizes my boyfriends. He tries to have sex with my Girlfriends. He's rude and willful to our Parents.
I have a Brother.
And I have a degree in Biochemistry and a MD.
When I have a Sister...