Brain in a Jar
Reality sucks
It’s eternally true
What happened to me
Could happen to you
One evening you’re fine,
You know who you are,
But the dawning light shows
You’re a brain in a jar.
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar,
Reality sucks, you know it’s so true
And the worst of it is, there’s nothing to do
Cause you’re just a brain in a jar.
Your job really sucks
And it sucks to be you
And you’ll finally find out
That it’s certainly true
When they pour you out
It’s not original sin
They just really need
The container you’re in.
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar,
Your job sucks, you know it’s so true
And the worst of it is, there’s nothing to do
Cause you’re just a brain in a jar.
Your lover sucks,
But not in a good way
Romance is a crock
Even if you’re gay
Your intentions were good
Your motives were pure
But the best of the wurst
Is still sausage for sure.
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar…
If this sad truth gets under your skin
You don’t understand the pickles you’re in
Cause you’re just a brain in a jar….
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar
Brain in a jar, brain in a jar...