Jugsy for Big Closet Mascot!

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JugsyC.jpg     Heya, goyls. It's me, Jugsy. Yeeeah. Oy wuz boyn a boy, ya know? But oy really am a goyl. Oy am, see. So, ya gotta make me yer meee-ascot here. Oy'm purrfect for da job. Yeeeah.

- Jugsy, da Cougar Cub

P.S. I just had to post this. My little cougar friend has me eating out of her paw. She's sooooo cute, and she dreams of being a famous mascot. So what do you think? Does she have a chance? :)

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Opus for Mascot!!!

KristineRead's picture

I'd vote for Opus for anything.... ;)

Preferably without Bill the Cat though...

Of course Boy Binkley just might have fit in...

hugs,

Kristy

P.S. Sorry... I know there are probably those that don't remember Bloom County... but oh my I loved it.

I have multiple stuffed Opus dolls at home ...

Which I got WHILE at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee.

So, I REALLY liked Bloom County and Outland.

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. Plus if you saw the Steve Martin film, Roxanne, remember what they said about the size of a man's nose relative to his ... his ... um, er ... OH MY GHOD!

John in Wauwatosa

Magnum Opus

Breanna Ramsey's picture

"*I*... am undergoing `male bonding' with your father."
"DADDY!"
"...Apparently, it involves repeated vomiting!"

Scott

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I cried for me.
I cried for a world that wouldn’t let her be.
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Could be both

I used to have a cat named Opus. And another named Bill, of course. Ack, thppt.

Why?

I wasn't aware there was any great pressing need or desire for a mascot.

But if you want one, how about Lust from the "Sins" webcomic? She's got this neat ability to change people's bodies from male to female. Sounds like just the one we want, eh? ;-)

Damaged people are dangerous
They know they can survive

No Reason

terrynaut's picture

You must have missed my "Silly" tag. I just wanted to post something, anything. Please don't take it seriously. :)

- Terry

Send me the head of Juggsy the Cougar

erin's picture

Well, a photo of him/her peeking out of a hatbox and the job of mascot is available. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

So Close!

terrynaut's picture

Yet so far. The closest things I have to a hat box are a zippered wig case and an oval riding helmet box. It looks like Jugsy is out of luck ... for now. She won't give up easily though. Yeeeah. ;)

*purrrrrrr*

- Terry

How many realize this is a parody of a film title?

Some strange western, I forget the man's name whose head is *wanted*.

I'd put one of our 14 year old cats in a hatbox but they might object.

How about a sexy Victoria's Secrets model in a bikini coming out of a hatbox? Nah, my luck if I suggested a sexy model comming out of a hatbox in a bathing suit I'd get a male pro wrestler with his bulging steriod muscles and shrunken steriod manhood or a plastic model of a DeLorian with a bikini painted on it.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

Uggh...

Pro wrestlers are NOT sexy. Well, most of 'em aren't.

Now if you had said Brendan Frasier or Will Smith, I would concede the point, except for the bikini part.

Maybe two, then? One guy, one girl? With a fancy little fade animation from one to another? Or one disappears into the box, the other comes out the other side?

I don't know if Opus would be the best choice for mascot either, though. If I recall, he has quite a problem with the makeup industry- Mary Kay in particular.

Melanie E.

mascot

I nominate Otis, the "boy" cow with obvious udders from the cartoon Barnyard.

Otis or…?

I don't know anything about Otis, but the phrase “boy cow” makes me think it should be “Otits.” (_!_)

Gabi

Gabi.


“It is hard for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.” Thomas Hardy—Far from the Madding Crowd.

Bonzi

Angharad's picture

might have something to say about this - he was last heard muttering something about 'stuffed toy', before attacking my teddy bear.

Angharad

Angharad

Jugsy over Opus or anything Bloom County any day

Sorry John in W, but I cannot stand that BC

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