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NORAD Is Tracking Santa and if Homeland Security doesn't shoot him down He will be in the US in about twelve hours.
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Doubt HS would be able to get to Santa before the USAF fighter jet escort takes them out with little wasted effort. "Put your head between your knees and kiss your "assets" goodbye!"
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
Norad: Funny
Isn't it funny that's the same time when he leaves his home in Canada. Guess we'll see him first. Anyway, Merry Christmas to all. Another Brian
They wouldn't shoot Santa
They wouldn't shoot Santa down! Oh, no!
He's too valuable to the NSA as a source of intelligence.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a joyous new year to all.
Kris
{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}
Please say it's not so, Kris!
He's been letting the NSA peek at the Naughty and Nice Book! I do hope he's been adding coal to their stockings!
Hugs
Grover
Other way around
Santa's expenses get higher every year. His budget was set up for wooden trains and dolls but these days all the kids want Play Stations and iPhones. He has had to cut expenses so he gets his Naughty or Nice list from the NSA!
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
No Way they can hit him.
Not that they would try.
Magic, Miracle, or Super Elvish Tech, to make his rounds on time he must travel beyond the speed of Known Human Science.
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