Stuck to you,
Stuck on you?
Glood!
Stuck to the wall?
Stuck on the ceiling!
Stuck!
Glood!
Add a boob?
Get glood!
Add a penis?
It won’t get hard,
But you can stand to take a leak…
Glood!
Yes glood!
Just beware,
What you thought was temporary?
Don’t sleep with it on!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
Then touch your junk!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
And touch your lover,
Never touch your hand to it and touch your enemy!
Glood!
Wonderful stuff,
Where it came from we don’t know,
But getting it off after too long?
What a pain!
Make that vaginal gaff permanent!
Just a little glood,
Yes, just a little glood….