I'm sitting in a parking lot right now, waiting for my daughter to get done with an appointment. I'm sitting directly across from the door, so I can see when she comes out.

A little bit ago, someone walked out with tattoos all over his face. Now if someone wants a tattoo or two, thats fine. They're an expression of ... diversity, I guess, but as you can tell, I don't have one. Were I to transition, I might do eyeliner. That's about as far as I'd go, however.

This guy, however, had so many tattoos on his face, that my first thought as he exited the building was, ''What the heck is a Borg doing here?"

Oh well. He wasn't spouting off about resistance and futility, so I guess he was separated from the collective.